He started off with "You hit like a vegetarian" from his new movie Escape Plan:
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Then got into the good stuff:
"Put that cookie down" from Jingle All the Way:
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"Who is my daddy and what does he do?" from Kindergarten Cop
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women" from Conan the Barbarian:
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"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!" from The Running Man :
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And well, you can guess what his signing off one was...
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