Anne was just walking her dog...
When the dog shat (as dogs do).
So Anne left the beautiful yellow bag of dog shit on a paparazzo's car:
Here's ~another view~ of the poop from INSIDE the car.
Then Anne was like, "LOL bye, BiTchEz."
AND THAT, KIDS, IS THE STORY OF ANNE HATHAWAY LEAVING DOG SHIT ON A PAPARAZZO'S CAR.