Like, are you actually serious with this?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
AM I EXPECTED TO WEAR THESE?
LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS YOU ASSHOLE.
What the hell are these things.
YOU MADE ME MARCH. YOU DID THIS TO ME.
JESUS PEANUTS THIS IS A MEAN PRANK.
Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME.
I'm no longer what I was born to be.