Background: A bunch of celebrities have been promoting this teeth whitening thing on their Twitters and Instagrams. That's cool and all, except they aren't even showing their teeth. THEY ARE CLOSED-MOUTH SMILING.
For example, Lindsay Lohan. I have questions about this, Lindsay.
My question is, HOW CAN WE TRUST THAT THE RESULTS REALLY ARE SHOWING?
I'M CONFUSED, ASHLEY. Show us the proof!!!!!!
VANESSA, THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE LORD'S SMILE SHINES BRIGHT!!
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ASHLEY, WE CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR MOUTH.
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JANEL, HELP ME UNDERSTAND.
New favorite thing ever. Obsessed with @cocowhiteuk helping me get that whiter smile! http://t.co/umKmsDxq6J
JOSH, HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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