23.
Being called a useless piece of shit:
22.
Getting told to fuck yourself:
21.
Getting called a stupid cow:
20.
Having your math abilities questioned:
19.
Getting called a precious little bitch:
18.
Him wanting to throw you in an oven:
17.
When you are repeatedly told to fuck off:
15.
Being told you're going to have a pumpkin jammed up your ass:
14.
Having him pray to God that your food doesn't kill him:
13.
Having him want to throw something up your ass sideways:
12.
Getting your new lipstick shade called out:
11.
Being called worse than his dead grandma:
10.
Being called a donkey:
9.
Getting accused of fucking a raw piece of meat:
8.
Getting called a Dr. Phil guest:
7.
When you have to be reminded that the pan is NONSTICK:
6.
Being told you look like Julia Child:
5.
Getting compared to Hitler:
3.
Getting accused of being a 45-year-old virgin:
1.
And finally, getting called a panini head:
