A Complete Guide To Handling The Cicada Invasion

The only guide you'll need.

RUN.

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MOVE.

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YELL.

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CRY.

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YELL AND CRY.

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PUT ON A DIAPER.

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NOW PEE YOURSELF.

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REPLACE SOILED DIAPER WITH FRESH DIAPER.

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Get this:

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PLAY THE SAXAPHONE WHILE THEY CRAWL ALL OVER YOU.

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Wait, STOP. OMG. They are kind of cute?

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NOPE, nevermind. BYE MOVING TO SPACE!

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