26 Totally Unnecessary Things To Buy When You Win The Lottery
The Mega Millions jackpot is at $540 million dollars. When you win here are things you should buy that are a total waste of money, but WHO CARES, YOU’RE RICH!
1. 1. The Herbeau Dagobert Toilet for $11,298.40
Because you need a wooden toilet-throne.
2. 2. Gold and Jeweled Monopoly Board for $2 Million
Because a foldable cardboard monopoly board doesn’t cut it.
3. 3. Aurumania Gold Bike Crystal Edition for $114,464
Safety tip: lock this bike up at night.
4. 4. Montecristi Panama Straw Hat for $100,000
Because every rich person needs a good hat.
5. 5. Densuke watermelon for $6,100
Because regular watermelon just isn’t expensive enough.
7. 7. The Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum for $19,200
Since you will probably still be vacuuming your own floors.
8. 8. Red Diamond Bathtub for $47,000
This can go right next to the wooden toilet for some great bathroom Fung shui.
9. 9. Fishing Lure for $1 Million
You know the old saying, diamonds are a fish’s best friend.
10. 10. Crocodile Skin Umbrella for $50000
Sold in Walgreens everywhere on the moon.
11. 11. Zafiro Iridium Razor for $100,000
Blades made from sapphires to soothe your rich face.
14. 14. The Town of Pray, Montana for $1,400,000
Because who shouldn’t own an entire town in Montana?
15. 15. Air Jordan Silver Shoe for $60,000
If you wear them 60,000 times it’s only $1 dollar per time.
16. 16. This Pigeon for $328,000
Because Pigeons are a very rare animal, worth every penny.
18. 18. Diamond Encrusted Steak Knife for $15,000
For use only to cut Filet Mignon. This is not a joke.
19. 19. Diamond Encrusted Computer Mouse for $25,693
Because whatever mouse you are using now should be thrown away.
20. 20. Oscheriyori Lunch Box for $229,000
After you eat the sushi inside, this is a great practical lunch box to bring to work everyday.
21. 21. McQueen Le Mans Suit for $984,000
Because this is your Halloween costume for 2012.
22. 22. Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth Headset for 50,000
Because this will definitely make bluetooth’s cool.
23. 23. Diamond dog collar for $3.2 million
Nothing says “I love my dog” better than a collar worth more than the entire town of Pray, Montana.
24. 24. Treetent for Kids for $50,000
This seems like it would be handy during armageddon.
25. 25. Diamond Barbie for $85,000
Just like any other barbie you played with as a child. No different at all.
26. 26. Marc Newson Lockheed Lounge Chaise for $2.4 Million
Because you’ll need to use this for the therapy sessions you’ll have once you realize you’ve blown all your money.
27. Grand Total: $23,444,922
That means you have $516,555,078 to spare, and can afford about 147,587,165 cans of SPAM.
Update! As of 12 PM the jackpot is now at $640 Million. That means more SPAM, yay!
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KatieP11 a year agoIf I won the lottery, I would do these things in this order:
1. Cry hysterically
2. Write a check for the exact amount of my boyfriend’s, my sisters’, my dad’s, and my outstanding student loans.
3. Call up a kick ass architecht and start the plans to build my dream home, which would be upscale, but not at all extravagant (White Colonial, black shutters, wrap around porch, plantation shutters).
3. Exchange $100,000 into quarters. Buy a swimming pool. Swim like Scrooge McDuck.
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