22 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don’t Have Braces Anymore
It was the longest 4 years of my life.
1. Because the appointments were the worst.
2. Because you had boring clear bands which made your teeth look weird.
3. Or you had the colored ones, which looked stupid.
4. Because you had to remember to change your rubber bands after every meal.
And Then they’d snap the insides of your mouth when you did.
5. Because you can’t eat anything.
6. NOPE.
7. HAHA don’t think SO.
8. MOVE ALONG
9. YEAH RIGHT
10. I said NOTHING.
11. And when you did eat this was you:
12. Because GOOD LUCK WITH SCHOOL PICTURES.
13. Because Ugly Betty wore braces. They called her ugly for crying out loud!
14. Also they made fun of this girl.
Even Leo only liked her after she got her braces off. (In Catch Me If You Can).
15. Because picking up alien frequency waves was getting really tiring.
16. Because you had to use this stupid thing to brush your teeth.
17. And if you didn’t, you worried everyday this would happen to you.
18. Because one rogue wire would cause the inside of your cheeks to bleed…
19. And then you’d have to wear this wax like a freaking candlestick.
20. Because before you even had braces you needed a palette expander. It sucked.
21. Or a retainer (oh hey spit)
22. Or if you were really lucky, headgear.
23. And because, no kissing allowed. I’m Serious. NONE OF IT.
BUT if you must do it…here is a tutorial on how to kiss with braces
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amjensen410 7 months agoSeems like a hell of a lot of pain and embarrassment without even a guarantee of your teeth staying aligned…
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Anchellada 7 months agobut i did have a tie dye glow in the dark retainer and that was cool.
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Anchellada 7 months ago
i had braces for 9 years up until i was 21. having braces in college was so effing embarrassing. then there was those creepy guys with he braces fetish and ew.
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lesleye 7 months agoI got braces as an “adult” (19) and I loved them. I miss having them. They were great & I guess I was incredibly grateful to have them because they set me back $15,000.00 all up. I appreciate what was going on in there so that one day I could have a beautiful smile I was proud of, even if I did get food stuck in them from time to time.
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shadypurple 7 months agoHad to get braces twice. Out of all of it the worst thing is the palette expander. It sounded like I spoke with a speech impediment AND I had to have it adjusted every day. The palette being removed was PAIN. The bands were annoying. The retainers are hard to keep up with. Overall not fun.
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beckio 7 months agoIt’s moments like these when I’m so so grateful I have parents who gave me a choice when the dentist proclaimed I had an overbite. (It’s probably because they didn’t want to pay for it, and I was already knee deep into my gum addiction) Haven’t regretted it yet. My teeth are a bit crooked, but I think they add to my charm. lol. Wouldn’t change ‘em for this torture.
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amjensen410 7 months ago
Totally agree! I’m always amazed that I never got a cavity in my life. Sealed teeth, baby! Thanks, Mom and Dad!
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