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First of all, she shares her happiness secrets:
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And she is not afraid to confess to us, her tweeple:
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Because she enlightens us on massive babies coming out of vajay jays:
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And she uses the "Ü" even when there's no reason for it, but it really spices the whole tweet up.
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Because she's not afraid to throw shade at Heidi Klum:
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Because she makes us aware of when she's standing naked on her balcony:
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And she's a hashtag pro, #nomoretramps.
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Because she talks to raccoons:
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Because she apologizes when she knows she smells:
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And she keeps us up to date on her toe fungus which frankly more people should do:
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Because she's not afraid to dox her friends:
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Because she went for twenty thousand grand grand:
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Because she herself witnessed the biggest bird poop ever:
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Because she says things that are timely and relevant:
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And she's just plain old right about some things:
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Because she thinks about things that we all wonder:
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Because the mani cam is her enemy:
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And because she asks the real questions, the ones we've wanted the answers to for far too long:
