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I came up with a good idea. See through skin.

Who Said It: Karl Pilkington Or Joey Essex?

Let's face it, we would all struggle.

"Do you know, if you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out."

Can't blame him, it is a toughy.

"I can't blow my nose. Never learnt how to do it."

Well if it wasn't Richard and Judy, who the hell was it?

"I know who Richard and Judy are. Are they the ones who created the world?"

He said it didn't have a great atmosphere...

"Neil Armstrong, the spaceman, went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. "

Joey would never confrontate.

"I'm not a confrontational person. I'll only ever confrontate someone if it's for a purpose. I wouldn't confrontate someone for no reason."

You can't argue with facts.

"You never see a black ghost."

Wait, what number are we on?

"I'm good at counting, I used to do it all the time."

And you used to be so good at counting, Joey.

"A square has six sides."

'No-one wants to eat animal genitals on an empty stomach.'

"I could eat a knob at night."

Goat cheese/actual goat. Same thing.

"I've tried goat before. Goat cheese."

Well, he's not wrong.

"If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff."

Oh come on, we've all done it.

"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse."

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Who Said It: Karl Pilkington Or Joey Essex?

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