1. Velvet-covered Porsches.
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2. Bugaboo pushchairs.
5. Incredibly well dressed toddlers.
13. Property prices that can only be some kind of cosmic joke.
19. And people from East London feeling a long, long way from home.
Luke Lewis is the Executive Editor of BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.