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16 People Being Quite Amusing About National Orgasm Day

It seems to come quicker every year.

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Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.

— Matt Richardson (@MattRichardson3)
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I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank

— CharmlessNurk (@CharmlessNurk)
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I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay

— Ben Martin (@0point5twins)
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Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.

— Mark (@markyboyace)
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Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.

— cluedont (@cluedont)
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I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.

— Andrea Mann (@AndreaMann)
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That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?

— Ian Power (@IHPower)
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Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.

— Buteo (@Buteo_buteo)
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It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"

— Ruth Crilly (@modelrecommends)
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Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.

— Andy (@alreadytaken74)
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Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.

— john butler (@mrjohnbutler)
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Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.

— Ben Larder (@benlarder)

Happy National Orgasm Day, everyone!

REX USA / Bruce Adams / Associated Newspapers / Rex

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Luke Lewis is the Executive Editor of BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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