1. This method of drinking vodka.
4. Taking selfies while driving an Aston Martin through Kensington.
6. Having a driveway full of luxury cars.
7. Personalised number plates.
8. Brand names.
12. Spending 400,000 euros on a night out in Cannes.
13. Booking a jet via Uber.
14. Gold-plated toilets.
15. Calling people “peasants”.
17. Posing for photos like this.
19. Diamond- and gold-encrusted headphones.
29. Decorating hotel rooms with stuffed zebras.
31. Really massive bottles of vodka.
32. Really massive bottles of champagne.
33. Really massive bottles of champagne.
34. Pouring champagne on their heads.
35. Pouring champagne into the bathtub.
36. Golden champagne bottles.
37. Dringing golden champagne bottles underwater.
38. Drinking champagne through a funnel.
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h/t Rich Kids of Instagram for surfacing most of these.