2. Introduce doughnuts into your lovemaking.
6. Attempt an intimate Chinese burn.
8. Men, cover your eyes. She’ll thank you for it.
13. “Like you’re opening a jar.”
20. Failing that, make sure a horror film is playing in the background.
That’ll really set the scene.
22. Ladies, why not set your man this baffling test?
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