2. Introduce doughnuts into your lovemaking.
6. Attempt an intimate Chinese burn.
8. Men, cover your eyes. She’ll thank you for it.
13. “Like you’re opening a jar.”
20. Failing that, make sure a horror film is playing in the background.
That’ll really set the scene.
22. Ladies, why not set your man this baffling test?
- All charges have been dismissed against a popular protest organizer in Chicago. He was arrested Tuesday during protests over a video showing the police shooting of a black teen. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›