2. A machine that allows you to create your own custom bag of Skittles.
A bag of red Skittles? NO PROBLEM.
3. A junk-food pairing menu, so you can treat your burger like a fine wine.
6. Colour-changing ice cream.
9. This thing that keeps your beer perfectly straight while you dance like a stereotype of a white person.
11. Croissants in a can, because it’s such a good idea to have croissants come out of a can.
15. Triple double-stuffed Oreos. Sextuple Oreos, for anyone counting.
19. A green-tea Kit Kat, which makes perfect sense so long as you don’t think about it at all.
21. This is the llama dressed like Batman that you never knew you wanted.
24. And this is a SPRINKLES MILL.
So you can grind sprinkles on to your cupcake because pouring would be too boring.
25. You can get an exact replica of Bart Simpson’s skateboard.
26. Sprayable churros.
Just spray into hot oil and then you have a churro!