50 Things That Will Make You Say “What A Time To Be Alive”

There are many brilliantly pointless things, and you’re going to want them all.

1. A dispenser for dispensing Tic Tac dispensers.

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2. A machine that allows you to create your own custom bag of Skittles.

A bag of red Skittles? NO PROBLEM.

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3. A junk-food pairing menu, so you can treat your burger like a fine wine.

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4. These milk and cookie shots.

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5. A parking spot that’s only available to ice cream vans.

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6. Colour-changing ice cream.

What a time to be alive — Physicist invents color-changing ice cream http://t.co/3fJ4Ripibu

— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse)
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7. This perfectly profane use of 3D printing.

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8. Bacon-flavoured toothpaste.

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9. This thing that keeps your beer perfectly straight while you dance like a stereotype of a white person.

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10. This really important invention.

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11. Croissants in a can, because it’s such a good idea to have croissants come out of a can.

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12. Watermelon Oreos.

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13. Soft marshmallow Oreos.

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14. Crispy marshmallow Oreos.

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15. Triple double-stuffed Oreos. Sextuple Oreos, for anyone counting.

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16. The final solution to all your shower woes.

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17. Fusion fruit pastilles.

Really a thing. #whatatimetobealive

— Dani Hall (@literarytwit)
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18. An auto-beer filler.

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19. A green-tea Kit Kat, which makes perfect sense so long as you don’t think about it at all.

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20. Mini-goldfish, giant M&M. What. A. World.

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21. This is the llama dressed like Batman that you never knew you wanted.

Because just in case you wanted to know what a llama dressed like Batman would look like... Oh, @IndyStateFair.

— Indianapolis Star (@indystar)
ID: 3522337

22. Bacon on a stick.

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23. This is a half-loaf of bread stuffed with ice-cream.

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24. And this is a SPRINKLES MILL.

So you can grind sprinkles on to your cupcake because pouring would be too boring.

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25. You can get an exact replica of Bart Simpson’s skateboard.

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26. Sprayable churros.

Just spray into hot oil and then you have a churro!

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27. Milk + pourable cap = really obvious idea.

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28. This home cinema system is flawless.

This is the best thing ever

— ♤sara♤ (@PaynesDreams)
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29. A Scotch tape dispenser that will fulfill all your dreams.

ID: 3522513

30. Candyfloss that gets you high.

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31. Potato salad getting funded for thousands of dollars because the internet has decided that’s a good thing.

Kickstarter / Via kickstarter.com
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32. This is a genius way to play video games.

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33. A craft-beer vending machine.

Many considered. Few are chosen @nomadabrew @toolbeer @BrooklynBrewery @BlackIsleBeer @foundersbrewing what ya think?

— The Fox (@TheFoxE8)
ID: 3522468

34. A vodka vending machine.

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35. Or a champagne vending machine if vodka is too peasant-like for you.

The perfect stocking filler at the press of a button #DestinationChristmas @Selfridges

— Moët & Chandon UK (@Moet_UK)
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36. A bin that moves to collect falling trash like it’s been freaking enchanted.

ID: 3522420

37. Mints in a mini-packet so you don’t have loose mints everywhere.

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38. This ice tray that someone finally thought through.

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39. An amphibious RV.

We did it everyone. What a time to be alive. Tears flowing. "S.C. Company Makes Amphibious RV" http://t.co/cOiIfhGzM1

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee)
ID: 3522486

40. A baseball bat combined with a flashlight.

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41. Waffle taco.

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42. Live ladybugs, available for delivery from Amazon.

ID: 3522501

43. Pizza crust stuffed with hot dog to satisfy all your meat in dough needs.

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44. Unless what you really want is a cheeseburger pizza surrounded by mini-burgers covered in cheese just because.

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45. A flea repellant for humans.

ID: 3522684

46. Teriyaki chicken in a damn pineapple.

ID: 3522638

47. Breaking Bad bath salts.

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48. Mini, pre-unwrapped Starburst.

ID: 3522370

49. A cup of tea with a biscuit holder.

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50. And this final revelation that will prove that yes, yes, this is the finest time to be alive.

ID: 3522488
FOX / Via youtube.com
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Luke Bailey is a staff writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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