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The Definitive Ranking Of Tesco Sandwiches

This ranking is definitive. And by definitive, I mean entirely opinion-based.

This ranking is of every sandwich available on the Tesco website, and so probably in stores.

However, we are excluding;

– The rolls, because they are just masses of bread.

– Healthy eating, because they're basically the same as the regular versions.

– Finest, because they're the sandwiches of the bourgeoisie.

– Limited editions, because they're pretty hard to find most of the time.

34. Just Chicken

33. West Country Cheddar & Pickle

32. Sausage, Bacon & Egg Triple

31. Smokehouse Pulled Pork With BBQ Sauce / Smokehouse Pulled Chicken With Mesquite Sauce

These are not common sandwiches. In fact, I have never eaten them. I can't find anyone who has. But they are on Tesco's website, so here we are. Pulled pork is goddamn everywhere now, though, so it really doesn't need to be in Tesco sandwiches, especially not with cheese as well. And pulled chicken doesn't even make sense.

30. Salmon & Cucumber

29. All Day Breakfast

28. Ploughman's

27. Free Range Egg Mayonnaise

26. Roast Chicken & Stuffing Triple

25. Egg & Cress Triple

24. Roast Chicken

23. Sausage & Caramelised Onion With Mustard Mayo

22. Honey Roast Ham & Egg

21. Prawn Mayonnaise on Oatmeal Bread

20. Just Ham

19. Ploughman's (No Mayo)

18. Chicken & Bacon Mayonnaise

17. Roast Chicken & Stuffing

16. Tikka Chicken & Mango Chutney

15. Ham, Cheese & Tomato

14. Tuna & Sweetcorn

13. Egg & Cress

12. Egg & Bacon

11. Tuna & Cucumber

10. Cheese Triple

9. Roast Chicken, Bacon & Stuffing

8. Chicken Salad

7. Cheese & Onion

6. Chicken & Sweetcorn

5. Smoked Ham & Cheddar

4. Ham, Cheese & Pickle

3. Smoked Ham & Mustard

2. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato

1. Chicken, Bacon & Lettuce