BuzzยทPosted on 10 Feb 201624 Times Scottish Twitter Perfectly Explained Modern LifeIt's the only way to understand the world.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. kendra @r0manceisb0ring magine gettin a husband n a hoose etc the whole shabang the gaff's got a spare room n he starts callin it 'the man cave' 08:51 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. . @_chiddyy88 Ye no ready a bit early nah? 07:01 PM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. nathan henderson @nathann_h A boy at avicii telt me his dad died cos of MDMA and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma dad died for this" 04:42 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. JORDAN @jordannnbruce Trying tae persuade mcnot tae come oot for nye n this is wit a get hit wae Hahahah am in tears 07:30 PM - 19 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Joe Moorhead @JoeMoorhead_98 It's actually so bad how a can't help my self but reply to messages within about 30 seconds, even after being pied for hours 05:31 PM - 15 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. GRADO @gradowrestling shite day at bristol airport but the wee polish lassie signed my star bucks name as cock muncher wae nae hassle ๐๐ผ 02:37 PM - 07 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ty. @tyrese_reynolds No much worse than when someone's tryin to have a serious chat with you at a party and yer absolute tune comes on in the next room 10:38 AM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Samuel Goldie @SamuelGoldie25 got a bit emotional to my maw last night x 03:58 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kieran @Goudie15 Shame ye cannae contour yer horrible personality 07:17 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sarah @_xSarahKelly "my boyfriend won't let me" why u goin oot w/ ur da 01:48 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. e @babybenoit That's no a fuckin costume, that's how you wear your covers when your hungover n goin doon the stair for a scran 06:00 PM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. โ @keramaclean_ texts from him ๐๐๐ผ 08:11 PM - 05 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. IRAldo @allanmaxwell_ "Haha" is jst pure dry man a know wit a just said wis funnier than that a deserve at least 4 ha's in there ya lippy wee fuck 10:24 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Butt Sea @Butsay_ maw asked for music n a gave her it on a USB stick n she went 'how dae a listen ae this' dunno plug it inty yer dinosaur ya absolute caveman 05:03 PM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. chloe macintosh @grlforce the most realistic thing about porn is how a girl will give a guy head for half an hour and in return he'll go down on her for 45 seconds 10:55 PM - 20 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. lara @larawardy am on the raj no the Winter Olympics hahahahahahahahahaha oh u fucker. gone. 11:56 AM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Charlie McWilliams @charmcwilliamsx relationships only lasted a long time in your grandparents era cos ur gran couldnt see granda liking moira's fb pics & his bf's on snapchat 07:25 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sarah @_xSarahKelly how gid are parties w/ ur mums pals :)) folk you dunno calling u stunnin n ur walking about aw night lookin like a 4 feelin like a 12 10:08 AM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. JB @JBoyle_1 Hate when ye play a belter of a tune n someone's like "aww that's shite" listen here pal it's no up for a discussion its a fkn anthem right 09:38 PM - 18 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 23. Dav @DavidMunro97 cunt just bumped the train by saying he wis just oot the jail, ticket cunt replied: next time u come oot the jail, make sure uve got 70p 11:49 AM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Jamie Baillie @JamieBaillie99 Ken when ur tellin a story n ur sending 3 separate messages and it comes up that they're typing . Am no finished yet, stop rushin me 09:12 AM - 20 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite