1. Fundamentally, you don't quite work in the real world.
2. Because there is nothing you can't screw up.
3. You do sometimes get irrationally angry.
4. You're not amazing at working out.
5. Sometimes you make bad decisions when drunk.
6. Your parents might not completely trust you.
7. You don't really deal well with emotions.
8. You're often a bit pessimistic.
9. Your seduction technique might need some work.
10. You definitely don't dance.
11. You really understand the value of alone time.
12. You might be a little bit older than your years.
13. It's possible you haven't quite got fundamental parts of your life together.
14. You probably aren't a fan of fancy restaurants.
15. There are a lot of situations in which you feel awkward.
16. But you know that being lazy is totally OK.
17. And you can rock a really great coat.
18. You can flawlessly exit any troubling situation.
19. You know to be proud of all your achievements.
20. You really know the best way to eat.
21. You know the importance of a really great fist pump.
22. You know that a good freeze-frame can fix absolutely anything.
23. And if that doesn't work, there's always alcohol.
24. It might not seem like much, but it kind of works for you.
