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23 Shocking Photos That Prove The Illuminati Has Come To Britain

WAKE UP, BRITISH SHEEPLE.

1. It's not like we just built a huge pyramid in the middle of London. EXCEPT WE DID.

2. AND HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FLAG? IT'S ALL TRIANGLES!

3. LOOK AT THESE COINS.

4. IT'S EVEN ON OUR £20 NOTE.

5. JUST LOOK AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

6. OUR PLUGS ARE CLEARLY DESIGNED BY THE ILLUMINATI.

7. WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE FOR THIS ROUNDABOUT?

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8. IT'S INFECTED OUR MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOWS.

BREAKING: It turns out Diana's surname is Beard, and Iain HAS a beard. #illuminati #GBBO

9. TRIANGLES EVERYWHERE!

10. THE PLACEMENT OF THESE LITTLE CHEFS AROUND MANSFIELD IS NO COINCIDENCE!

11. THE LONDON OLYMPICS WERE CLEARLY AN ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY.

12. BARRY CHUCKLE IS IN ON IT.

13. AND SO IS CHRIS KAMARA!

14. The M25? PRETTY CLEARLY AN EYE.

15. JUST LOOK WHERE DAVID CAMERON GIVES THIS SPEECH!

16. The Angel of the North. LOOKS FAMILIAR.

17. IS THIS EVEN SURPRISING ANY MORE?

18. The Beatles have always been in the Illuminati.

19. Dizzee Rascal has been throwing Illuminati signals for YEARS.

20. The Wurzels? HEAD ILLUMINATI.

21. THE GREAT BRITISH ROAST IS CLEARLY ILLUMINATI.

22. THE FULL ENGLISH IS ALMOST TOO OBVIOUS.

23. AND THE SHAPE OF THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY! THIS CRISIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.