1. It’s not like we just built a huge pyramid in the middle of London. EXCEPT WE DID.
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7. WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE FOR THIS ROUNDABOUT?
8. IT’S INFECTED OUR MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOWS.
9. TRIANGLES EVERYWHERE!
Et tu, Stephen Fry?
19. Dizzee Rascal has been throwing Illuminati signals for YEARS.
22. THE FULL ENGLISH IS ALMOST TOO OBVIOUS.
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