1.
The person who doesn't have ID, but won't ever let that stop them trying to get a drink.
2.
The one who forces themselves to the front despite the fact there were clearly people in front of them.
3.
The group that aren't sure what they want, so they order each drink individually, and still end up confused by the end.
4.
The person who reaches over the bar to try and determine what's back there.
5.
The people who are buying drinks with scraps of change... and then drop it all in the dregs on the bar.
6.
The one who tries to have a really long conversation with you in a busy bar.
7.
The guy with very specific views on how his beer should be poured.
8.
The person who tries to get a drink well after closing time.
9.
The tool who waves money in your face.
10.
Or the one who stays at their table, and are show no signs of leaving for so long after the bar has closed.
12.
The person who stands at the bar and prevents anyone else getting there.
13.
The person who keeps discussing his incredibly long wait time, despite the fact they've only just arrived at the bar.
14.
The person who decides to snap their fingers at the bartender.
15.
The person who is determined to get your number, regardless of how you might respond.
16.
The person who interrupts a customer already ordering.
17.
Anyone who asks these two questions.
18.
The guy who attempts to explain exactly how and why the bartender is doing their job wrong.
19.
And of course, the people who are just too drunk.
