2,321 Words For Drunk, Ranked

There are a few to choose from.

2321. Whittled
2320. Skrilla
2319. Drucking Funk
2318. Boxed
2317. Ripe
2316. Trolleyed
2315. Snake-Bitten
2314. Gowed-Up
2313. Molly
2312. Looking Through A Glass
2311. In The Crowning Office
2310. Malt Above The Meal
2309. Flaked
2308. Drunk As A Rat
2307. Cornblasted
2306. Amuck
2305. Coxy-Loxy
2304. Beered
2303. Gone Under
2302. Flattened
2301. Torn
2300. Starting To Feel Rosy
2299. About Full
2298. Shouting Oneself Hoarse
2297. Glassy-Eyed
2296. Starting To Glow
2295. Racked
2294. Crocus
2293. Knocked One’s Link Out
2292. Has A Slant On
2291. Kerschnickered
2290. Mulled
2289. Tapped
2288. Swallowed A Sailor
2287. Hung Out The Flag Of Defiance
2286. Looked On The Wine When It Was Red
2285. Taken A Horn
2284. Ratted
2283. Pissed As A Parrot
2282. Juiced-Up
2281. Lagered
2280. Bob, Harry & Dick
2279. Drunk As A Tapster
2278. A Date With Sir John Goa
2277. Carrying A Full Cargo
2276. Mellow
2275. Unkdray
2274. Swined
2273. Drunk As Blazes
2272. Feeling Juiced
2271. Tight
2270. Jacked
2269. Madza-Beargered
2268. Shot Down
2267. Bibacious
2266. Slugger
2265. Fuzzled
2264. Dazed
2263. Seeing Things That Aren’t There
2262. Pissed Out Of One’s Mind
2261. Blewed
2260. Paralytic
2259. Fractured
2258. Pied
2257. Dragging One’s Bottom
2256. Has Taken A Chiruping Glass
2255. Plated
2254. Feeling One’s Drink
2253. Burns With A Low Flame
2252. Stocked
2251. Stuccoed
2250. Haywire
2249. Glowed
2248. Squamed
2247. Zozzled
2246. French-Fried
2245. Befuddled
2244. Slug-Nutty
2243. Carrying Red Lights
2242. Incapable
2241. Blistered
2240. A Public Mess
2239. Topped
2238. Shiny
2237. Sotted In The Main Brace
2236. Imbibed Too Freely
2235. Afu
2234. Freaked
2233. Riding The Porcelain Bus
2232. Potched
2231. Podgy
2230. Cuckoo
2229. Knocked
2228. Flickered
2227. Up A Stump
2226. Rolled Off The Sofa
2225. Canonized
2224. Pifflicated
2223. Free And Easy
2222. Wholly Wassailed
2221. Ebriose
2220. Ashed
2219. Piffed
2218. As Wise As Solomon
2217. Fou As A Coo
2216. Toxic
2215. Pissed As A Pig
2214. Been To Bungay Fair And Broke Both One’s Legs
2213. Mesmerized
2212. Swerved
2211. Whiskied
2210. Bacchus-Bulged
2209. Impixocated
2208. Spifflo
2207. Damp
2206. Cheerfulish
2205. Top-Heavy
2204. Pitching A Leave
2203. Corkscrewing
2202. Uppity
2201. Lubricated
2200. Aroused
2199. Winy
2198. Furschnickered
2197. Has An Edge On
2196. Starting To Spoil
2195. Housed
2194. Givin’ The Town Hell With The Hide Off
2193. Bowzed
2192. Quenched
2191. Screwed, Blued And Tattooed
2190. A Sheet Or Two To The Wind
2189. Cut In The Leg
2188. Scammered
2187. Deceived In Liquor
2186. Chateaued
2185. Grogged
2184. Drunk As A Handcart
2183. Preaching
2182. Cut Over The Head
2181. Got One’s Little Hat On
2180. Hiccus
2179. Swatched
2178. Swilled
2177. Blootered
2176. One’s Malt Above One’s Wheat
2175. Drowning One’s Reason In The Bottle
2174. Can’t Lie On The Ground Without Holding On
2173. Road Hugging
2172. Seeing Things That Ain’t In Natural History
2171. Cornered
2170. Kettled
2169. Full As A Goose
2168. Drenching The Gizzard
2167. High As A Lone Star Pine
2166. Para
2165. Zapped
2164. Humming
2163. Amiably Incandescent
2162. Florious
2161. Mugged
2160. Someone Blew Out One’s Pilot Light
2159. Biled
2158. Kicking One’s Heels
2157. Imbibed Not Wisely But Well
2156. Alcoholled
2155. Sparked
2154. Smockered
2153. Hit On The Head By The Tavern
2152. Unsober
2151. Potsville
2150. Drunk As A Nurse At Christening
2149. Muzzled
2148. Fried To The Eyebrows
2147. A Jag On
2146. Drunk As A Besom
2145. Decanted
2144. Coasting
2143. Soberly Challenged
2142. Hearing The Owl Hoot
2141. Soused To The Ears
2140. Underway
2139. Swigged
2138. Messed
2137. Goat Drunk
2136. Sleazy
2135. Tight As A Rat
2134. Hung Out The Bloody Flag
2133. Whisky Sodden
2132. One’s Head On Backwards
2131. Lifted
2130. Cornblinded
2129. Gingered
2128. Bewitched
2127. Has A Permasmile
2126. Wined
2125. Laying One On
2124. Fried On Both Sides
2123. Keeping One’s Sails
2122. Moonshined
2121. Listing To Starboard
2120. Unsensed
2119. Staggerish

2118. Unglued
2117. Bull-Dozed
2116. Perked
2115. Whipsy
2114. Bunged
2113. Drunk As A Wheelbarrow
2112. Het Up
2111. Lushington Is One’s Master
2110. Warming
2109. Drunk As A Log
2108. Corky
2107. Running Amok
2106. Barmy
2105. Heated
2104. A Brewer
2103. Gummixed
2102. Drunk As A Plymouth Fiddler
2101. Striped
2100. Saturated
2099. Full As A Lord
2098. Loop-Legged
2097. Sunk
2096. Muffed
2095. Wuzzy
2094. Starting To Feel Good
2093. Drunk As A Fowl
2092. Maroc
2091. Piper-Fou
2090. Laid Out Like A Rug
2089. 86ed
2088. Been On Sentry
2087. Blind Chance
2086. Cupshotten
2085. Pealaid
2084. Hopped To The Eyelids
2083. Wine-Potted
2082. Toxicated
2081. Tanked
2080. Fozzed
2079. Been Looking Through Rose-Colored Glasses
2078. Going To Jerusalem
2077. Discombobulated
2076. Biargered
2075. Crapsick
2074. Fupped Duck
2073. Keg-Legged
2072. Paled
2071. Lion-Drunk
2070. Priddy
2069. Tweased
2068. Wee-Weed
2067. Drunk As Hell
2066. Somebody Stole One’s Rudder
2065. Iron-Plated
2064. Haunted With Evil Spirits
2063. Cocking The Elbow
2062. Hit And Missed
2061. Heated With Brandy
2060. Liquorish
2059. Blonked
2058. Spoony
2057. Has The Blue Johnnies
2056. Buckled
2055. Teed
2054. Praying To The Porcelain God
2053. Plumb Drunk
2052. Ding’swizzled
2051. Gory-Eyed
2050. Bent And Broken
2049. Tippled
2048. Sober As A Judge On Friday
2047. Thrown Down
2046. Commencin’ To Feel It
2045. Flaring
2044. Mortally Drunk
2043. Kissing The Cap
2042. Tuppence On The Can
2041. Cider Drunk
2040. Seeing Double And Feeling Single
2039. Bet One’s Kettle
2038. Has The Malt Above The Water
2037. Biting One’s Name In
2036. Maudlin
2035. Fully Tanked
2034. Grudo
2033. Hooched
2032. Shipwrecked
2031. Floating High
2030. Boska
2029. Spreeish
2028. Copped An Elephant
2027. Pilfered
2026. Hyped
2025. In The Tank
2024. Besotten
2023. Spanked
2022. Scrooched
2021. Temulent
2020. Been Crooking The Elbow
2019. Lit Like Broadway
2018. Boggled
2017. Seeing Pink Spiders
2016. Stupid Legged
2015. Kalied
2014. Drunk With A Continuando
2013. Coarse
2012. Simply Stinko
2011. Harty
2010. Gordoned
2009. Whipsed
2008. Called The Wharf Cat
2007. Got One’s Shoes Full
2006. Shattered
2005. Snackered
2004. Drunk Oneself Dead
2003. Cutting One’s Wolf Loose
2002. Tight-Wadded
2001. Drank The Three Outs
2000. Under Full Sail
1999. In A Vise
1998. Spiffled
1997. Hepped
1996. Bashed
1995. Illuminated With Champagne
1994. Full As Two Race Trains
1993. Bottled
1992. Bombed Out Of One’s Kugs
1991. Washing One’s Neck
1990. Sponge-Eyed
1989. Blammed
1988. Has A Crown-Fire
1987. Ripped To The Tits
1986. Pifted
1985. Selling Buicks
1984. Caught One
1983. Hearing The Birdies Sing
1982. Done A Daniel Boone
1981. Hosed
1980. Assed
1979. Delerit
1978. Slippery
1977. Watching Ant Races
1976. Skew-Whiff
1975. Goofed
1974. Roasted
1973. Better If One’s Gone Twice After The Same Load
1972. Flipped
1971. Martin
1970. Full As A Fiddle
1969. Upped The Buckets
1968. Fizzled
1967. Commode-Hugging
1966. More Or Less In Liquor
1965. Thick-Legged
1964. Buoyed
1963. Hooted
1962. Has Punch Aboard
1961. Topy
1960. Far Out
1959. Got ‘Em Thick
1958. Cut In The Back
1957. Beastly
1956. Staggered By Firewater
1955. Bottoms
1954. Vapor-Locked
1953. Tight As A Drum
1952. Sploshed
1951. Drunk As A King
1950. Can’t Walk A Chalk
1949. Toasted
1948. Completely Squashed
1947. Drunk As Blaizers
1946. Gargled
1945. Inter Poculis
1944. Feeling One’s Liquor
1943. Lumped
1942. Drunk As A Piper-Fou
1941. Whisky-Shot
1940. Sloppy
1939. Rooked
1938. Golfed
1937. Rummy
1936. Round The Bend
1935. Imbibed Giggle Water
1934. Topped Off
1933. Wetting The Whistle
1932. Drunk As Dancing Pigs
1931. Chasing The Kettle
1930. Has Tied On The Bear
1929. Pafisticated
1928. Heeled Over
1927. Merry
1926. Half A Load On
1925. Snot-Flinging
1924. Biffed
1923. Beyond Salvage

1922. Blah
1921. There With The Goods
1920. Besoppen
1919. Made Too Free With John Barleycorn
1918. Packaged
1917. Dismantled
1916. Squished
1915. Drunk As A Sailor
1914. Boggy
1913. Been Having The Eyes Opened
1912. Stewed
1911. Flat-Ass
1910. Edged
1909. Served-Up
1908. Blind As A Beetle
1907. Bought The Sack
1906. Bowzered
1905. Fairly Ripped
1904. Tumbling
1903. Jazzed-Up
1902. Bombarded
1901. Woofled
1900. Hot Coppers
1899. Snabble-De-Dabbled
1898. Perved
1897. Guyed Out
1896. Gooned
1895. How-Come-Ye-So
1894. Illuminated
1893. Fortified
1892. Cranberry-Eyed
1891. Packing
1890. Uncorked
1889. Showing One’s Drink
1888. Drunk As A Whistle
1887. Jungled
1886. Shellacked The Goldfish Bowl
1885. In The Satchel
1884. Drunker Than A Skunk
1883. Smuckered
1882. Sotally Tober
1881. Giving Nature A Fillup
1880. Reeling And Kneeling
1879. Splifficated
1878. Sniggled
1877. Pinko
1876. Completely Gone
1875. Taken In Some O-Be-Joyful
1874. Bokoo Soused
1873. Bungay Fair
1872. Pished
1871. Good-Humored
1870. Ishkimmish
1869. Got One’s Nightcap On
1868. Brewed
1867. Chock-A-Block
1866. Pipped
1865. Krank
1864. Passed Out Cold
1863. Ripped And Wrecked
1862. Moofing
1861. Spoiling
1860. Stinko Paralytico
1859. Feeling The Thick
1858. Dithered
1857. Has Made An Example
1856. Wamble-Stomached
1855. Sot
1854. End Of The Line
1853. Toppled
1852. Swacko
1851. Mopping It Down
1850. Scudded
1849. Very Weary
1848. Shaved
1847. Inundated
1846. Drumbled
1845. Drowning One’s Sorrows In The Wreathed Cup
1844. Has Business On Both Sides Of The Way
1843. Soggy
1842. Belted
1841. Faded
1840. Flooded
1839. Potsed
1838. Shammered
1837. Fox
1836. Drunk As A Fiddler’s Clerk
1835. Snapped
1834. Tosticated
1833. Pepst
1832. Bezzled
1831. Flat-Out
1830. Full Cargo Aboard
1829. Hanging One On
1828. Unbalanced
1827. Snoozamarooed
1826. Caught Off One’s Hobbyhorse
1825. Topsy-Mosy
1824. Drowned The Shamrock
1823. Lights
1822. Chipper
1821. Loose
1820. Swallowed A Hare
1819. Tuned
1818. Muddled
1817. Starting To Show One’s Drink
1816. In A Terrible State Of Chassis
1815. Bashing It
1814. Daquifried
1813. Absent
1812. Dragged
1811. Fou As A Piper
1810. Upsy
1809. Fuzzy Headed
1808. Junked
1807. Tip-Top
1806. In The Ditch
1805. Drunken As A Guest At Hippodamia’s Wedding
1804. Laughing Jag
1803. Cacko
1802. Crazy
1801. Seen The Governor
1800. Bluey
1799. Juiced
1798. Blind To The World
1797. Googly-Eyed
1796. Ydrunken
1795. Feeling Right Royal
1794. Zippered
1793. Brain Dead
1792. Flared
1791. Pissant
1790. At Peace With The Floor
1789. Flown With The Wild Turkey
1788. Busted
1787. Entered
1786. Stiff As A Plank
1785. Boshy
1784. Can’t Bite One’s Thumb
1783. Spiffilo
1782. Copasetic
1781. Well-Fixed
1780. Seeing By Twos
1779. Kicked In The Guts
1778. Hoodman Blind
1777. Kraeusened
1776. Activated
1775. Flambéd
1774. Hotsy-Totsy
1773. Gonged
1772. Pissed-Up
1771. Hunted A Tavern Fox
1770. Plenty
1769. Bladdered
1768. Slipping
1767. Lit Like A Cathedral
1766. Chagrined
1765. Fluffed
1764. Piran
1763. Led Astray
1762. Wide-Eyed And Legless
1761. Heels A Little
1760. Tinned
1759. Stoned On The Suds
1758. Zinzagged
1757. A Date With John Barleycorn
1756. Copped A Crane
1755. Sprung
1754. Slewy
1753. Higher Than A Kite
1752. Drunker Than A Hoot Owl
1751. Sappy
1750. Sopping Wet
1749. Tight As A Lord
1748. Wrong Around The Corner
1747. Past Gone
1746. Booze Blind
1745. Bowsy
1744. Full Of Hops
1743. Country
1742. A-Showin’ It
1741. Taken One Over The Eight
1740. Distinguished
1739. Tossicated
1738. Boozy
1737. Has A Big Head
1736. Heady
1735. Capsized
1734. Blitzed
1733. God’s Own Drunk
1732. Cooked
1731. Listing
1730. Stark Raving Drunk
1729. Sucky
1728. Croaked
1727. Sewed Up
1726. In The Grip Of The Grape
1725. Lit Like A Store Window
1724. Bit By A Fox
1723. Has A Nose To Light Candles At
1722. Pixie Led
1721. Stung
1720. Wooshed
1719. He’s A King
1718. Pepped
1717. Zeroed
1716. Popeyed
1715. Shellacked
1714. Rocked
1713. Gaffed
1712. Shitfaced
1711. Spliced
1710. Sold One’s Senses
1709. Dinky
1708. Drink Taken
1707. Hornson
1706. Starting To Feel Pretty Good
1705. Seasoned
1704. Mountous
1703. Full To The Brim
1702. Thick-Lipped
1701. Beamfilled
1700. Wiggy
1699. Lost One’s Royal Rudder
1698. Breaky Leg
1697. Pegged
1696. Reely
1695. Kailed
1694. Whacky
1693. Bright-Eyed
1692. Whazooed
1691. Drunker Than 300 Dollars
1690. Pertish
1689. Speared
1688. Mug
1687. Full As The Family Po
1686. High To Picking Cotton
1685. Stinking
1684. Kisk
1683. Ass Backwards
1682. Bending The Elbow Too Much
1681. Tight As The Bark On A Tree
1680. Drunok
1679. Feeling Frisky
1678. Fermented
1677. Langered
1676. Dampened One’s Mug
1675. Boozified
1674. Temulentive
1673. Little Bit Round The Corner
1672. Tostified
1671. Zinzan
1670. Happy As A King
1669. Dotted
1668. Scoop
1667. Pissed As A Newt
1666. Full As A State School Hat Rack
1665. Punchy
1664. Insober
1663. Stinky
1662. Paddled
1661. Lit Like A Fifty-Watter With 12 Volts On The Filament
1660. Spaced
1659. Limp
1658. Drunker Than Whisky
1657. At One’s Ease
1656. Hot-Headed
1655. Leveled
1654. Schwacked
1653. Got A Drop In The Eye
1652. Lit Like A Church Window
1651. Taplash Wretched
1650. Imbibed Too Much
1649. Shot Under The Wing
1648. Double-Headed
1647. Quaffed
1646. Starchery
1645. Lushy And Stropolus
1644. Snug
1643. Jazzed
1642. Playing The Harp
1641. Wellied

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1640. Feeling Funny
1639. Angel-Altogether
1638. Snotted
1637. In Proper Fettle
1636. Dipped Rather Deep
1635. Strung-Out
1634. Flying Rather High
1633. Parboiled
1632. Keyholed
1631. Gaga
1630. Glassy
1629. Schlockered
1628. Bagged
1627. Back Teeth Afloat
1626. Blind As A Bat
1625. Peonied
1624. Drunks
1623. Dew Drunk
1622. Tead
1621. Spoken With One’s Friend
1620. Jug-Bitten
1619. Stiff As A Carp
1618. Back Home
1617. Bleary
1616. Rooted
1615. Capable
1614. Coo-Coo
1613. Holding The Wall
1612. Been In The Cellar
1611. Doing The Lord
1610. Caught With One
1609. Riffed
1608. Tishy
1607. Mashed
1606. Fired
1605. Loaded
1604. Cranked
1603. Lit Like Main Street
1602. Mega-Drunk
1601. Upon The Spree
1600. Stunko
1599. Primed To The Muzzle
1598. Drinkative
1597. Charged
1596. Behind Juice
1595. Tanky
1594. Snockered
1593. Steamed
1592. Channels Under
1591. Uppish
1590. Schizzed
1589. Blunk
1588. Cocking The Little Finger
1587. El Reeko
1586. Antiseptic
1585. Crapped
1584. Seeing Double
1583. Screwed, Stewed And Tattooed
1582. Well Away
1581. Flannel-Mouthed
1580. Red Lighted
1579. Loaded To The Muzzle
1578. Seeking The Comfort Of Lyaeus
1577. Hog Drunk
1576. Round As A Glass
1575. Down For The Count
1574. Drunk As All-Get-Out
1573. Face-Down-In-The-Gutter
1572. Blottoed
1571. Curious
1570. Uncounted Happy
1569. Drunk As Puffed-Up Pigeons
1568. Got Rats
1567. Gone A Peg Too Low
1566. Bemused
1565. Drunk As Owls
1564. Royally Drunk
1563. Full As A Bull’s Bum
1562. Padded
1561. Hurting A Turtle
1560. Driving Turkeys To Market
1559. Kind Of Woozy
1558. Hog-Wild
1557. Bug-Eyed
1556. Snozzle-Wobbles
1555. Scuppered
1554. Seguéd
1553. Drunk As A Bat
1552. Under The Influence
1551. Geesed
1550. Humored
1549. Smeared
1548. Slushed
1547. Drunker Than A Cannon
1546. Dragging The Load
1545. Knackered
1544. Drunk As Forty Billygoats
1543. Carrying A Tight Load
1542. Slick
1541. Dewed
1540. Snoggered
1539. Swiggled
1538. Phased
1537. Under Full Steam
1536. Colored
1535. Tearing
1534. Munted
1533. Pickled The Mustard
1532. Feeling One’s Oats
1531. Shined
1530. Fusticated
1529. Ratty As A Jaybird
1528. Knee-Crawling
1527. Mozart
1526. Twisted
1525. Disguised In Liquor
1524. Plastered
1523. Casting One’s Accounts
1522. Ebullient
1521. Blitzkrieged
1520. Supercharged
1519. Screwed
1518. Among The Pots
1517. Gassed
1516. Fuzzed
1515. Seen A Ghost
1514. Tore
1513. Crying Jag
1512. Moistened
1511. Defaced
1510. Blithero-Blotto
1509. Snonkered
1508. Corked
1507. Braced
1506. Wazzocked
1505. Whipping The Cat
1504. Plootered
1503. Crooking The Elbow
1502. Shnockered
1501. Clear Drunk
1500. Loading
1499. Methodistconated
1498. Hot Drunk
1497. Clinched
1496. Stark Drunk
1495. Working The Growler
1494. Real Mellow
1493. Lapping It
1492. Bashing
1491. Pee-Eyed
1490. Took One’s Broth Til One Capsized
1489. Wet Both Eyes
1488. Cocked As A Log
1487. Goggled Eyed
1486. Towed
1485. Ass On Backwards
1484. Shikkur
1483. Zissified
1482. Rallying
1481. In A Stew
1480. Feeling The Effect
1479. Draped
1478. Up The Creek
1477. Broken
1476. Swamped
1475. Cheery-Merry
1474. Dramling
1473. Stiff As A Ringbolt
1472. Palatio
1471. Teeth Well Afloat
1470. Toasty
1469. Booed And Hissed
1468. Walking On One’s Cap Badge
1467. Wallpapered
1466. Into The Suds
1465. Wearing A Wobbly Boot
1464. Letting The Finger Ride The Thumb
1463. Polished
1462. Lushed To The Nuts
1461. Drugged With Wine
1460. Drunk As Rolling Farts
1459. Gallows Drunk
1458. Gowed
1457. Malty
1456. Flying Blind
1455. Glombed
1454. Screaming
1453. Pushed
1452. Snowed
1451. Curved
1450. Tiddled
1449. In A Ditch
1448. Fully Soused
1447. Kerpunkle
1446. Back-Handed
1445. Fiddled
1444. Teed To The Tits
1443. Full As A Fiddler
1442. Did The Job Right
1441. In A Trance
1440. Sleeve-Button
1439. Mouldy
1438. Bit One’s Name In
1437. Tight-Lipped
1436. High As A Space Shuttle
1435. Snozzled
1434. Sotted
1433. Ambushed
1432. Fuddled One’s Nose
1431. Hardy
1430. Laid To The Bone
1429. Rye-Soaked
1428. Zorked
1427. Laughing At The Carpet
1426. Sloshed
1425. Bungfu
1424. Walking A Virginia Fence
1423. Blind As A Mole
1422. Done An Edge
1421. Kursasted
1420. Teeth Are Floating
1419. Making Fun
1418. Full As A Fart
1417. Kenird
1416. Slaughtered
1415. Minging
1414. Monstered
1413. Hung One On
1412. Bit One’s Grannam
1411. Beer-Soaked
1410. Wicked-Faced
1409. Fragile
1408. Brained
1407. Tipsificated
1406. Knocked Coo-Coo
1405. Pulled The Act
1404. Full As An Egg
1403. Drunkulent
1402. Wrenched
1401. Knus-Drunk
1400. Stewed, Screwed And Tattooed
1399. Zigzagged
1398. Stiff
1397. Three Parts Seven-Eighths
1396. Ebrios
1395. Zonked
1394. Drunk As An Ass
1393. Zoned
1392. Pissed To The Eyebrows
1391. Flustered
1390. Wapsed
1389. Silly
1388. Bubbly
1387. Soshed
1386. Drank Till One’s Teeth Caught Cold
1385. Deformed
1384. Skulled
1383. Down The Hatch
1382. Planted
1381. Reeling
1380. Clarted
1379. Chice
1378. Drunker Than A Burnt Owl

1377. Loaded To The Barrel
1376. Boiled As Owls
1375. Eating One’s Oats
1374. Soppy
1373. Bulletproof And Invisible
1372. Goggled
1371. Goofy
1370. Drunkity
1369. Barreled
1368. Foxed
1367. Been Too Free With The Creature
1366. Kited
1365. Has A Flag Out
1364. Primed
1363. Hopping Hipped
1362. Crooked
1361. Lit Like Times Square
1360. Vulcanized
1359. Feeling Cheap
1358. Full To The Back Teeth
1357. Little Bit On The Go
1356. Whiffled
1355. Quilted
1354. Talking Load
1353. Drunk As Eurytion
1352. Full As A Seaside Shithouse On Boxing Day
1351. Raddled
1350. Shockered
1349. Lit To The Gunnels
1348. Shaky
1347. Pissy
1346. Wrapped In Warm Flannel
1345. Howling
1344. Whooshed
1343. Powdered
1342. Flaky
1341. Wired
1340. Cornhauled
1339. Fuddled
1338. Hit By A Barn Mouse
1337. Flailin’
1336. Luffed The Sails
1335. Lit
1334. Snazzled
1333. Half Nelson
1332. Thick-Tongued
1331. Black Jacked
1330. Painted
1329. Fried
1328. Bewildered
1327. Skeerewy
1326. In Very Good Humor
1325. Drunken
1324. Dry
1323. Wingy
1322. Powdered One’s Hair
1321. Drunk For Sure
1320. Wankered
1319. Pickled
1318. Lit Like A Skyscraper
1317. Been Bitten By The Tavern
1316. Rushing The Growler
1315. A Couple Of Chapters Into The Novel
1314. Alcied
1313. Drunk As A Big Owl
1312. Shorty
1311. Blown Over
1310. Biting Into The Brute
1309. Four Sheets To The Wind
1308. Has Eaten Some Hull Cheese
1307. Made A Bridge Of One’s Nose
1306. Slopped
1305. Full As A Goog
1304. Skating
1303. Lined
1302. Way
1301. Pabbed
1300. Souple
1299. Plotzed
1298. Boozing
1297. Banged On Sauce
1296. Primed To The Sticking Point
1295. Bungful
1294. Yappish
1293. Scrambled
1292. Jugged
1291. Puggy
1290. Umbriago
1289. Countula
1288. Snoozed
1287. Three Sheets To The Wind
1286. With One’s Jib Well Bowsed
1285. Buffy
1284. Piffle
1283. Got One’s Glass Eyes
1282. Going Over The Cognac Trail
1281. Zooted
1280. God-Awful Drunk
1279. Slammed
1278. Zagged
1277. Whittin Stewed
1276. Influenced
1275. Has The Zings
1274. Drunk And Down
1273. Skunk
1272. Staggers
1271. Main Brace Well-Spliced
1270. Swiny
1269. Double-Dongued
1268. Gone
1267. Intoxed
1266. Shot The Cat
1265. Throwing A Wing-Ding
1264. Drunk As A Top
1263. High As Lindbergh
1262. A Sheet In The Wind’s Eye
1261. Keelhauled
1260. Ziced
1259. Fettled
1258. In The Sunshine
1257. Trying Taylor’s Best
1256. Shitface
1255. Pin
1254. Thrown Away The Cork
1253. Pizzicato
1252. Smelled The Big Cork
1251. Stinkarooed
1250. Caned
1249. FUBERed
1248. Possessed
1247. Elevated
1246. Done An Archie
1245. Switched
1244. In For It
1243. Hopped
1242. Feeling One’s Onions
1241. Wettish
1240. Drunker Than A Monkey
1239. Sparred
1238. Bearing The Ensign
1237. Mops And Brooms
1236. Soaken
1235. In Orbit
1234. Hammered To The Eyeballs
1233. Waterlogged
1232. Sodden
1231. Haily Gaily
1230. Dotty
1229. Placated
1228. Fizzed
1227. Hictus Doctius
1226. Can’t Sport A Right Light
1225. Chuko
1224. Light-Headed
1223. Toxified
1222. Cushed
1221. Has A Steamer In One
1220. Drunk As A Little Red Wagon
1219. Fishy
1218. Jugged-Up
1217. Knockered
1216. Snooted
1215. Liquified
1214. Several Slugs Behind The Midriff
1213. Mushy
1212. Stonkered
1211. Jumbo
1210. Wet-Handed
1209. Pissy-Arsed
1208. Dipped Too Deep
1207. Gonzo
1206. In The Sack
1205. Tied One On
1204. Red-Eyed
1203. Kaylied
1202. Shot Full Of Holes
1201. Pulled A Daniel Boone
1200. Burnt
1199. Folded
1198. Drunky
1197. Making Snakes
1196. Full As A Boot
1195. Perpetual
1194. Pifficated
1193. Sponge-Headed
1192. Aced
1191. Catoonkle
1190. Freshish
1189. Crocked
1188. Tweaked
1187. Roped
1186. Hitting The Hooch
1185. Jumbled
1184. Vabooshed
1183. Slickered
1182. Demoralized
1181. Halfway To Concord
1180. Lightsome
1179. Piscatorically
1178. Tickeyboo
1177. Blowing Beer Bubbles
1176. In The Horrors
1175. Drunk To The Pulp
1174. Rum-Dumb
1173. Soapy-Eyed
1172. Blind As An Owl
1171. Stumble-Drunk
1170. Drowning One’s Wits
1169. Rubbered
1168. Drunk As A Fool
1167. Murky
1166. Cheery
1165. Made An Example
1164. Taken A Grown Man’s Dose
1163. Passed
1162. Singed
1161. Bacchus-Butted
1160. Squiffy
1159. Sacrificed At The Shrine Of Bacchus
1158. Heading Into The Wind
1157. Dipped The Schnozzle Too Deep
1156. Boozing It
1155. Bubbed
1154. Gin Crazed
1153. Rinsed
1152. Giddy
1151. Maggoty
1150. Drunk As A Kettlefish
1149. In The Bag
1148. Tight As A Boiled Owl
1147. Petrificated
1146. High As A Steeple
1145. Upon The Go
1144. Muddy
1143. Brick In The Hat
1142. Higher Than A Giraffe’s Toupee
1141. Got A Turkey On One’s Back
1140. Lushed
1139. Has The Uglies
1138. Vinolent
1137. Blew
1136. Ball-Dozed
1135. Comboozled
1134. Soused
1133. Making Things Look Crimson
1132. Been Too Free
1131. Done The Act
1130. Bulged
1129. Fighting A Bottle
1128. Fou As Betty
1127. Stone Cold
1126. Fitshaced
1125. Seeing Pink Elephants
1124. Diddled
1123. Drunk As A Porter
1122. Shick
1121. Wise
1120. Unable To Sport A Right Line
1119. Fearing No Man
1118. Longlong
1117. Cunted
1116. Been In A Storm
1115. Pissed As A Skunk
1114. Flushed
1113. Flying
1112. Corning
1111. Rulling
1110. Walloped
1109. Done Got
1108. Hipped
1107. Ripped Off
1106. Stimulated
1105. Muggy
1104. Stunned
1103. Too Far North
1102. Spotty
1101. In The Pen
1100. Piss-Completed
1099. Plonked
1098. Under The Influence Of Liquor
1097. Taken A Drop Too Many
1096. The Flag Of Surrender Is Out
1095. Stove In
1094. Sticked
1093. Dull In The Eye
1092. Commode Hugging
1091. Up In One’s Hat
1090. Lock-Legged
1089. Roaring
1088. Chocked
1087. Busted In
1086. Confused
1085. Trounced
1084. Gilded
1083. Whistled
1082. Has A Piece Of Bread And Teeth In The Head

1081. Striking It Down
1080. Alight
1079. Leaning
1078. Seven Sheets To The Wind
1077. Corkscrewed
1076. Tipped
1075. Spirited
1074. Steeped
1073. Hanced
1072. Pied-Eyed And Shitfaced
1071. Pinked
1070. Taken A Drop
1069. Past Going
1068. Rolling
1067. Bang Through The Elephant
1066. Keeping One’s Nose In The Cup
1065. Ebriate
1064. Deep
1063. Dead In The Water
1062. Drunk As A Bassiard
1061. Sighting The Yellow Star
1060. Mawdin
1059. Riding Out Of Town With Nothing But A Head
1058. Soaked One’s Face
1057. Drunk As A Poet
1056. Drunk As A Soot
1055. A-Tappin’ The Bottle
1054. Spreed
1053. Up On Blocks
1052. Blank
1051. Put Down
1050. Slewed
1049. Knocked Blooey
1048. Geeded
1047. Feeing Dizzy
1046. Spinning On The Merry-Go-Round Of Cocktails
1045. Snookered
1044. Smashed The Teapot
1043. Turugiddy
1042. Relaxed
1041. Tight As A Goat
1040. Tin-Hatted
1039. Flatch Kennurd
1038. Scrooped
1037. Cropsick
1036. Tanking
1035. Back Teeth Well Afloat
1034. Dingy
1033. Surveying The Highways
1032. Took A Dive
1031. Full As A Piss-Ant
1030. Blind Staggers
1029. Boozing One’s Jib-Stay
1028. Floppy
1027. Drunk As A Monkey
1026. Hot As A Red Wagon
1025. Torqued
1024. Tipply
1023. Backed
1022. Drunk As A Hog
1021. Sank Like A Rock
1020. In High Spirits
1019. Bibamus Papaliter
1018. Skunked
1017. Far Gone In One’s Cups
1016. Snacked
1015. Flying High
1014. Pickled Oneself
1013. Washed
1012. Blazing Fou
1011. Chippit
1010. Reading Geneva Print
1009. Drunk As An Autumn Wasp
1008. Whipped The Cat
1007. Has The Senses Reeling
1006. Irrigated The Ulcers
1005. Waving A Flag Of Defiance
1004. Boozy-Woozy
1003. Drunk As A Dog
1002. Completely Of It
1001. Into The Sauce
1000. Towered
999. Got Barley Fever
998. Whooping It
997. Caught
996. Sloshed To The Ears
995. Kronk
994. Wounded
993. Making A Night Of It
992. Full Of Red Disturbance
991. Bloated
990. Whaled
989. Looped
988. Chokka
987. Potated
986. Blowing
985. Redirected
984. Too Convivial
983. Full To The Brain
982. Mizzled
981. Muntered
980. Having A Time
979. Ka-Floot
978. Piston Broke
977. Pitted
976. Haulin’ Hell Out Of Its Shuck
975. Having A High-Heeled Time
974. In The Ozone
973. Wide-Open
972. Reached A Hundred Proof
971. Has The Sun In One’s Eyes
970. Raunchy
969. Been There And Back
968. Cancelled
967. Freighted One’s Crop With Likker
966. Has One’s Wet Sheet Aboard
965. Sawed
964. Screechers
963. Sheep Drunk
962. Hee-Hawing Around
961. Skunky
960. Dipped One’s Bill
959. Gaged
958. Spliced The Main Brace
957. Kneed
956. Inky
955. Quadded
954. In Theper Story
953. Cupped
952. Frail
951. Spitting Feathers
950. Full As A Googy Egg
949. Catched
948. Copped A Reeler
947. Vibing
946. Bombed Out Of One’s Skull
945. Coxy-Foxy
944. Likker-Soaked
943. Jarred
942. Burned One’s Shoulder
941. Playing Camels
940. Funky
939. Toxed
938. Demented
937. Half Geared
936. Shredded
935. Quoxed
934. Putrid
933. Flutered
932. Zoobang
931. Motto
930. Knows How The Cards Are Dealt
929. Intoxicated
928. Kaput
927. Totty
926. Wiped
925. Fluted
924. Bit On
923. Cock-A-Hoop
922. Drunk As A Barrel Full Of Monkeys
921. Wassailed
920. Friccaséed
919. Giggled
918. Likkerish
917. Carrying A Heavy Load
916. Bubby
915. Wollied
914. Slopping
913. Glued
912. Ripped
911. Drunk As An Aardvark
910. Well-Bottled
909. Butt Ugly
908. Popped
907. Mauled
906. Waazooed
905. Egged
904. Lit Like The Sky
903. Tippling
902. Copper-Nosed
901. Shaking A Cloth In The Wind
900. Bugged
899. Half As Sober As A Judge
898. Whittled As A Penguin
897. Cupshaken
896. Heinous Drunk
895. Revved Up
894. Lap In The Gutter
893. Just South Of Bejasus
892. Frozen
891. Stale Drunk
890. Can’t Find The Floor
889. Stozzled
888. Horizontal
887. Southern-Fried Drunk
886. Squashed
885. Rough About The Edges
884. Grade-A Certified Drunk
883. Zounk
882. Smitten By The Grape
881. Cheerio-Tipsy
880. Piddled
879. Quite Gone
878. Down The Creek
877. Can’t See Through A Ladder
876. Putting It Away
875. Absolutely Done
874. Has A Thick Tongue
873. Stiff As A Goat
872. Drunk Like Wedding Guests
871. Two-Thirds Kicked In The Ass
870. Geed
869. Shaggy
868. Blobbing
867. Played
866. Swiveled
865. Has A Pot In The Pate
864. Dissolute
863. Iced
862. Laying Out One’s Kit
861. Sauced
860. Tight As A Mink
859. Blowzy
858. Fuddle
857. Stinko Profundo
856. She Had Cider Inside Her Insides
855. Tiddely
854. Buttwasted
853. Lapped
852. Full As A Fiddler’s Fart
851. Drunk As A Devil
850. Pegged Too Low
849. Admiral Of The Red
848. Hiddy
847. Sizzled

846. Reeking
845. A Full Cargo Aboard
844. Schnoggered
843. Bunned
842. Street-Loaded
841. Full As A Pig’s Ear
840. Ginned
839. Walking On Rocky Socks
838. Indentured
837. Heeled
836. Crumped
835. Tossed
834. Psyched
833. Hogwhimpering
832. Woofed
831. Poffered
830. Tip Merry
829. Mocus
828. Rampaging
827. In The Clouds
826. Tipsy
825. Capernotie
824. Amidst One’s Cups
823. Tilted
822. Has A Brindle Taste In One’s Mouth
821. Blissed
820. Flown
819. Subtle As A Fox
818. Cruising
817. Drunk As A Kite
816. Tits Up But Breathing
815. Torrid
814. Swipy
813. Half There
812. Spiked
811. Scranched
810. Spliffo
809. Prestoned
808. Stone Blind
807. Drawn A Blank
806. Visited The Bottom Of The Manger
805. Dished
804. Confoundedly Cut
803. Intemperate
802. Fried To The Eyes
801. Has Scalt One’s Head Pad
800. Pizz
799. Has A Brass Eye
798. Soogeying The Bulkhead
797. Cranky
796. Yappy
795. Scotch Mist
794. Reeling ‘Round Like A Puppy Tryin’ To Find A Soft Spot To Lie Down
793. Got One’s Topgallant Sails Out
792. Showing One’s Hobnails
791. Bit
790. Has The Aunty Ems
789. Ale-Washed
788. Maxed
787. Bunked
786. Pistol Shot
785. Carrying Too Much Sail
784. Lifting One’s Elbow
783. Waxed
782. Crashed And Burned
781. Wilted
780. Tollol
779. Jiggered
778. Moonlit
777. Switched-On
776. Bucket Is Crackers
775. Cheerful
774. Ragged
773. Whammied
772. Bummed
771. Touched
770. Thrashed
769. Done
768. Cut In The Craw
767. Crackling
766. Betty Booped
765. Hitting The Red-Eye
764. Willy-Wacht
763. Commencin’
762. Wine Of Ape
761. Belly
760. Making Hey-Hey
759. In A Bad Way
758. Smoked
757. Mellowish
756. Flush With The Brim
755. It’s Showing On One
754. Souffléd
753. Jollying
752. Raised One’s Monuments
751. Dyeing Scarlet
750. Sottish
749. Jickey
748. Rats In The Attic
747. Studding Sails Out
746. Ready To Pass
745. Making Wavy-Rule
744. Thick-Headed
743. Snubbed
742. Tacked
741. Sent
740. Guzzled
739. Gin Soaked
738. A Little Cut Over The Head
737. Snerred
736. Seeing Triple
735. Soul In Soak
734. Bevvied Up
733. Off One’s Face
732. Stocious
731. Puggled
730. Smeekit
729. Canned
728. Dipso
727. Obliterated
726. Obliviated
725. Marinated
724. Massacred
723. Ruined
722. Disgusting
721. Scooped
720. Gourded
719. Larruping
718. Sniffy
717. Ratarsed
716. Wet
715. Cherry-Merry
714. Drunk As An Emperor
713. Falling Down
712. Shitty
711. Hotter Than A Skunk
710. In Liquor Pond
709. Slurks
708. Pinning One On
707. He’s Prince Eugene
706. Copped The Brewer
705. Got A Crumb In One’s Beard
704. Primed To The Nuts
703. Concerned With Drink
702. Preserved
701. Poopied
700. Bar Kissing
699. Gold-Headed
698. Hebriated
697. Moist Around The Edges
696. Dead To The Wide
695. Bacchanalian
694. It’s Getting To One
693. Toes Down
692. Blinking
691. Thirsty
690. Bongy
689. Swallowed A Tavern Token
688. Drunk As A Mouse
687. Worse For Wear
686. Schice
685. Laid Right Out
684. Piffled
683. Mixed-Up
682. Ripskated
681. Been To Bungay Fair
680. Thumped Over The Head With Sampson’s Jawbone
679. Gambrinous
678. Feverish
677. Soaked
676. High As A Cat’s Back
675. Trimmed
674. Jingled
673. Whoozy
672. Besotted
671. Been With Sir John Goa
670. Schicker
669. Starchy
668. Snarfed
667. Sopping
666. Tangled
665. Drunk As A Rolling Fart
664. Full As A Fairy’s Phone Book
663. Sopped
662. Tacky
661. Capoonkle
660. Yaupish
659. Puttin’ On The Rollers
658. Drunk As The Drum Of A Wheelbarrow
657. Loopy
656. Can’t Hit The Ground With One’s Hat

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655. Seen The Devil
654. Feshnushkied
653. Drunk As A Fiddler
652. Delirious
651. Pooped
650. Blacked
649. Ratty
648. Keyed
647. Leaked
646. Altogethery
645. Troused
644. Bent
643. Pistorically
642. Legless
641. Plowed Over
640. Snuffy
639. Sozzly
638. Relaxing
637. Coagulated
636. Slathered
635. Grog On Board
634. Ebrious
633. Got The Glanders
632. Footless
631. Chap-Fallen
630. Mad With It
629. Burst
628. Pulled A Shut-Eye
627. Sloud
626. Bloody
625. Fallen Among Thieves
624. Vegetable
623. Has A Cloth In The Wind
622. Pissing Fou
621. Commin’ On
620. Soft
619. Socked
618. Goes Over The Tops Of Trees
617. Rummed
616. At Rights
615. Slewed In One’s Hammock
614. Bosky
613. Sank Like A Stone
612. Fed One’s Kitty
611. Little Off The Beam
610. Liquor-Struck
609. Teched
608. Whacked
607. Wamblety-Cropped
606. Blind
605. Moccasined
604. Palatic
603. Druuncen
602. Stolling
601. Taverned
600. Wasted
599. Brahms & Liszt
598. Feeling One’s Booze
597. Floated
596. Zonkers
595. Practically Down
594. Rather Touched
593. Tired And Emotional
592. Titley
591. Dead
590. Gestunketed
589. Geared
588. Canned To The Crow’s Nest
587. Fou As A Wulk
586. Squiffed
585. Shicery
584. Blindo-Blotto
583. Been At A Plowing Match
582. Tiddy
581. Full Flavored
580. Absolutely Shited
579. Drank More Than One Bled
578. Blind-Fou
577. The Bloody Flag Is Out
576. Bowing To The Bottle
575. Whoofits
574. Talking To Jim Beam
573. Swilliking
572. Awry
571. Tiffled
570. Sixs Under
569. Beer-Muddled
568. JD’d To The Max
567. Sweet
566. Stone
565. Whisky-Raddled
564. Whoop-De-Do
563. K.O.’d
562. Been Drowning The Shamrock
561. Blind As Chloe
560. Crispy
559. Fried To The Tonsils
558. Abuzz
557. Flostered
556. Incognitibus
555. Rorty
554. Dipped In The Wassail Bowl
553. Biting The Brute
552. Has A Full-Grown Case Of Booze Blind
551. Blighted
550. Florid
549. Salted Down
548. Full Of Liquor
547. Whisky-Frisky
546. Rummed Rye
545. Kronked
544. Cup Too Much
543. Dizzy As A Dame
542. Upside Down
541. Shice
540. Primed To The Trigger
539. Lit Like A Kite
538. Whoopeed
537. Drowning Frustration In Rum
536. Got Some In One
535. Quartzed
534. Drunk As Mice
533. Drunk As A Fiddle
532. Seen The Sun
531. Burned
530. Cockadoodled
529. Mitered
528. Crunk
527. Bumpsy
526. Fou-Drunk
525. Stony
524. Forced Down At A Hangar
523. Top-Loaded
522. Forward
521. Scratched
520. Been To The Saltwater
519. Consumed A Rancid Oyster
518. Mangled
517. Scragged
516. Slambasted
515. Toppy
514. At Ease
513. Arseholes
512. 45 Degrees Listed
511. Whiskyfied
510. Raughty
509. Torn Up
508. Flabbergasted
507. Steamboats
506. Invigorated
505. Banjanxed
504. Sloughed
503. Staggery
502. Kailed Up
501. Psatzed
500. Razzle-Dazzled
499. Snaped
498. Feeling It
497. In The Cellar
496. Drunk As The Devil
495. Full Cocked
494. D And D
493. Drunk As A Skunk In A Trunk
492. Fly-By-Night
491. Mug Blotts
490. Full Of Courage
489. A Few Too Many
488. Stoked
487. Shot
486. Screwed Tight
485. Knocked Out
484. Potty
483. Three Parts Five-Eighths
482. Whipcat
481. Intemperate As Silenius
480. Chokker
479. Has A Pinch Of Snuff In One’s Wig
478. Sosseled
477. Likkered
476. Spacy
475. Unsteady On One’s Feet
474. Petrified
473. Rotten
472. Beargred
471. Stiff As A Board
470. Flying On One Wing
469. Spoiled
468. Bubbled
467. Filled Up To The Bung
466. Chirping Merry
465. Drunk As A Cock
464. Shagged
463. Can’t Drive A Nail
462. Pissy-Drunk
461. Dissipated
460. Clairmonted
459. Drunk As Dionysus
458. Real Turned On
457. Messed-Up
456. Woggly
455. Concerned With Liquor
454. Tanned
453. Rat-Assed
452. Quarrelsome
451. Stotious
450. Cued
449. Full As A Piper
448. Stupefied
447. Barrelhouse
446. Babalas
445. Swine-Drunk
444. Miffy
443. Done A Falstaff
442. Spifficated
441. Whatsed
440. Ramaged
439. Rip-Roaring
438. Dumped
437. In Rare Form
436. Drunk As A Broken Cart Wheel
435. Pissed As A Cunt
434. Wigged
433. Scraunched
432. Loppy
431. Dinged-Out
430. Ape
429. Real Tipsy
428. Hocus
427. Watered
426. Splashed
425. Wearing A Lamp Shade
424. Lathered
423. Melted
422. Stoned Getting Those Grapes
421. Hitting It
420. Stunked
419. Impaired
418. Mullet-Eyed
417. Belligerent
416. Suttle
415. Whopped
414. Drunk As Zeus
413. Fried To The Hat
412. Marockgoolus
411. Long-Whisky
410. Vamooshed
409. Shoed The Goose
408. Peppy
407. Has Froze One’s Mouth
406. Having A Tumble Down The Sink
405. Half Bent Out Of Shape
404. Pissed As Arseholes
403. Down The Tubes
402. Weak Jointed
401. Tomado
400. Drunk As An Earl
399. Geeked
398. Done A Vanishing Act
397. Sinking Like A Rock
396. Staggering Around
395. Womblety-Cropt
394. Buffed
393. Ky-Eyed
392. Frenzied As Thyia
391. Dull-Eyed
390. Pot-Valorous
389. Hoary-Eyed
388. Blowed
387. Tanglefooted
386. Drunkok
385. Fuzzy
384. Asotus
383. Backwards
382. Laying Out Dead
381. Pickled One’s Debts
380. Potulent
379. Knocked Off One’s Pins

378. Wetting One’s Goozle
377. Up Large
376. Grilled
375. Chugged
374. Cockeyed
373. Diluted The Blood In One’s Alcohol System
372. Drunk As Hoot
371. Killed
370. Snoutful
369. Burnt As An Owl
368. Lying In The Gutter
367. Copey
366. Frayed
365. Swatted
364. Laid
363. Corned
362. Stepping High
361. Swillo
360. Has The Staggers
359. Mealy Mouthed
358. The Sun Has Shone On Them
357. Pee’d
356. Antifreezed
355. Down With The Fish
354. Done To The Wide
353. Arseholed
352. Bouncing It Off
351. Well-Mulled
350. However Many Sheets One Has, They’re All In The Wind
349. Celebrating
348. Ginnified
347. Zonk
346. Raised
345. Blurred And Fogged With Moonshine
344. Beyond The Fringe
343. Fucked
342. Doubled
341. Sleepy
340. Skizzled
339. Drunk As An Ape
338. Stiffed
337. Dipped One’s Beak
336. Iced To The Eyebrows
335. Blotto
334. Clear Out
333. Made Come
332. Voom-Voom
331. Translated
330. Easy Over
329. Jammed
328. Toped
327. Zipped
326. Woody
325. Flako
324. Tiffed
323. Rung One
322. Flying One Wing Low
321. Fuckered
320. Binged
319. Kerfuckered
318. Boozed-Up
317. Annihilated
316. Stinko
315. Muzzed
314. Gheed
313. Lekker
312. Butt Drunk
311. Having A Warmer
310. Inflamed With Wine
309. Gizzled
308. Piped
307. Battered
306. Got One’s Tank Filled
305. Unable To Scratch Oneself
304. Tatered
303. Derailed
302. Chasing The Duck
301. Saw Montezuma
300. Heated One’s Copper
299. Skimished
298. Barleysick
297. Cold
296. Arfarfanark
295. Likkerous
294. Floothered
293. Jolted
292. Has Been Making Fun
291. Crosseyed
290. Glazed Over
289. Drowning One’s Troubles
288. Drowning One’s Sorrows In The Flowing Bowl
287. Ass Over Tit
286. Comatose
285. The Worse For Wear
284. Corny
283. Toes Up
282. Has Bunged One’s Eye
281. Having A Cooler
280. Totally Had It
279. Tubed
278. Wam-Bazzled
277. Wall-Eyed
276. Drowning Brain Cells
275. Horseback
274. Stiff As A Ramrod
273. Schnozzled Too Deeply
272. Mixed
271. Gutted
270. Tight As An Owl
269. Driving The Brewer’s Horse
268. Tizzied
267. Bit By A Barn Weasel
266. Wobbly
265. Skated
264. Whoozled
263. Doomed
262. Schlonkered
261. Barfy
260. Staggering
259. Real
258. Burned To The Ground
257. Stoused
256. Groggy
255. Remembering Parson Mellham
254. Palled
253. Filled
252. Under The Affluence Of Incohol
251. Got One’s Skinful
250. Wearing Beer Goggles
249. Shot To Ribbons
248. A Drop On
247. About Had It
246. Tight As A Duck’s Arse
245. Zotted
244. Lushing It Around
243. Zeed-Out
242. Fogged In
241. Bromian
240. Flooding One’s Sewers
239. Bought The Black Sun
238. Bombed Out Of One’s Mind
237. Drunk As A Pope
236. Swacked
235. Blown
234. Daffy
233. Shifassed
232. Drunk As A Fart
231. Making Hell Pop Loose
230. Motherless
229. Moon-Eyed
228. Passed Out Of The Picture
227. Knocked Over
226. Shucked
225. Been To Olympus
224. Fossilized
223. Sozzled
222. Hiccius Doccius
221. Wrapped
220. Muzzy
219. Kerflummixed
218. Bent Out Of Shape
217. Sank Like A Brick
216. Hugging The Bottle
215. Dizzy
214. Boozed The Gage
213. One’s Back Teeth Well Afloat
212. Goggle-Eyed
211. Lit To The Guards
210. Embalmed
209. Cuckooed

208. Full As A Tunne
207. Destroyed
206. Swinnied
205. Hair On One’s Tongue
204. Biting Them Off
203. Flusterated
202. Lubed
201. Down In Drink
200. Plucked
199. Has Taken Hippocrates’ Grand Elixir
198. Squirrely
197. Debauched
196. Has The Screaming Meemies
195. Sotto
194. Snootered
193. Leathered
192. Drunk In One’s Dumpes
191. Tripped
190. Smashed
189. Potted
188. Drunk As A Tinker
187. Throwed Off
186. Alecied
185. Scorched
184. Been Barring Too Much
183. Adrip
182. Upholstered
181. High As The Sky
180. Hitting The Jug
179. Beautifully Lit
178. Gone Wild
177. Put In The Pin
176. Lit Like A Lighthouse
175. A Soul
174. Tangled-Legged
173. Tap-Shackled
172. Bipped
171. Keyed To The Roof
170. Ears Are Ringing
169. Carrying Ballast
168. Peekish
167. Sniffed The Barmaid’s Apron
166. Borracho
165. Leaping
164. Been Driving The Brewer’s Horse
163. Crushed
162. Flying Light
161. Aled
160. Has The Whoops And Jingles
159. Set
158. Screeching
157. Molo
156. Seeing The French King
155. Lifting The Little Finger
154. Behind The Scenes
153. Squared
152. Listened To The Owl Hoot
151. Crooking The Little Finger
150. Temulentious
149. Putting One On
148. Biled As An Owl
147. Mopped
146. Pruned
145. Woggled
144. Had A Smell Of The Barmaid’s Apron
143. Deado
142. Moored In Sot’s Bay
141. Jaked
140. Rileyed
139. Drunk As Elpenor
138. Stibbed
137. Kranked
136. Market Fresh
135. Jagged
134. Comin
133. Swoozled
132. Drunk As Piss
131. Fresh In Drink
130. Lit Like London
129. Reeling Ripe
128. Drunk As A Beggar
127. A Drop Too Much
126. Stingoed
125. Sapped
124. Fetched The Brewer
123. Choc Full
122. Full As A Goat
121. Pissed
120. Has The Teeth Well Under
119. Barrel Fever
118. Loony
117. Soaked In Rye
116. Has Lost A Shoe
115. Slobbered
114. Kicking The Devil
113. Guttered
112. Foolish
111. Hit One’s Kettle
110. Mastok
109. Liquor Plug
108. Poisoned
107. Swizzly
106. Chemically Imbalanced
105. Soaked It
104. Bunnied
103. Fun-Loving
102. Druneena
101. Locked
100. Rummied
99. Showing One’s Booze
98. Tippy
97. Has The Yorks
96. Sewed With Booze
95. Has Boozed The Gage
94. Wearing A Barley Cap
93. Freefall
92. Quaked
91. Into It
90. Stretched
89. Sluicing The Worries
88. Under The Influence Of Alcohol
87. Ploxed
86. Whoopied
85. Spifflicated
84. Loaded One’s Cart
83. Punch Aboard
82. Boozington
81. Three Bricks Short Of A Load
80. Deads
79. Has Spoken With One’s Friend
78. Switchy
77. Steaming
76. Fixed
75. Giving It A Bash
74. Conked
73. Drunk As A Billy Goat
72. Yaupy
71. Knows Not The Way Home
70. Choked
69. Slanted
68. Bung
67. Trashed Out Of One’s Gourd
66. Full
65. Blanked
64. Shnickerd
63. Honked
62. Snafu’D
61. Some-Drunk
60. Capped Off
59. Blazing
58. Having The Eyes Opened
57. Drunker Than Hell
56. Laid Back
55. About Blowed One’s Top
54. Middling
53. Liquored
52. Soako
51. Lighting
50. Phfft
49. Jolly Fu’
48. Pallooral
47. Inebriated
46. Bitten By A Barn Mouse
45. Up A Tree
44. Zooed
43. Blinders
42. Salubrious
41. Bent Like Shrimp
40. Lapped The Gutter
39. Sunk Like A Brick
38. Shinny
37. Banging
36. A Glass Too Much
35. Drunk As A Swine
34. Fish-Eyed
33. Bewottled
32. Has A Cut Leg
31. Dog Drunk
30. Kanurd
29. Crocko
28. Lit Like A Church
27. Certified

26. Fuddled As An Ape
25. Bollocksed
24. Smurfed
23. Cork High And Bottle Deep
22. Rockaputzered
21. Flusticated
20. Came Home By The Villages
19. Like An Owl In An Ivy Bush
18. Pleasantly Jingled
17. Roostered
16. Been Too Free With Sir John Strawberry
15. Pissed As A Fart
14. Schloggered
13. Swively
12. Has Seen The French King
11. Tight As Andronicus
10. Muled
9. Drunk As A Badger
8. Dizzified
7. Maggered
6. Has The Head Full Of Bees
5. Trousered
4. Shithoused
3. Goat-Drunk
2. Fucked Up
1. Drunk

NOTES:
Modifier variants don’t count i.e. ‘bit drunk’ or ‘very drunk’; no offensive variants; Tense variants are excluded i.e. one of ‘in the bag’ or ‘is in the bag’, though ‘bagged’ would still count; nothing that reflects alcoholism rather than being drunk; no words whose primary usage is drug or hangover based; nothing invented by Michael McIntyre.

h/t The Drunktionary, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Dickson - Words

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