1. You'll always default to making a joke.
2. Always.
3. Absolutely always.
4. There's nothing you can't make a sarcastic comment about.
5. It gets you out of trouble though.
6. Fundamentally, you're not sure you understand people.
7. Which means your friends...probably don't come to you for advice.
8. Skepticism is your natural reaction to the outside world.
9. But you still have some great ideas for fun.
10. Weekends are very important to you.
11. Relaxation is a key skill.
12. As is staying up to date on the latest technologies.
13. Repressing your emotions is a very valuable tool that will in no way come back to haunt you.
14. You sometimes have trouble controlling what you say.
15. You can always find a way to say something stupid.
16. But if someone else is doing something stupid, you'll definitely make them pay...
17. You might not be the best at relationships.
18. Because as much as you dream about being well-adjusted, you're just not.
19. You really don't have a huge amount of hope.
20. You end up just going with whatever you think might have a shot of working.
21. At this point, you're pretty convinced there's no one out there for you.
22. And you really, really can't dance.
23. Ah, who are we kidding? You're AMAZING at dancing.
