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31 Brilliantly Weird Pieces Of Logic From “The Sims”

From your new favourite Twitter account, @SimsLogic.

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New dishwasher, Claps hands and laughs.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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"OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!"

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Teddybear blocking fridge, Dies.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Uncle dies at your party, 'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!'

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Parent of the year

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Started from the bottom *motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode* Now I'm here

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Too tired to eat, Too hungry to sleep.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Object blocking way, Yells at it.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Has twins, Different zodiac signs.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE NEVER ENDING PIZZA THIS IS THE FUTURE

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Goes clubbing, Sits at bar alone eating chicken wings all night.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Phone rings, Puts baby on floor.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Greatest want: having a baby Greatest fear: having a baby

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Plays chess for two hours, Qualifies as surgeon.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Works out for ten minutes, Six pack.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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No, thank YOU, horse

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Wakes up six hours before work, Walks to carpool, Late.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Needs 20 friends to get a promotion, If this was real life, I'd be screwed.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Goes food shopping, Spends 174,000 Simoleons.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Evolution

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Gets grounded, Not allowed to go to school.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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He proposed with food, Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Grandma dies, Inherits a birthday cake, six apples, four sausages and a shark.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth, Man, what a day!

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)
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Spending hours creating your sim, For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created.

— SimsLogic (@Sims Logic)

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