9. Spending extra time in bed each morning means you’ll be more energized, and therefore be able make your commute quicker.
In fact, the amount of time needed for your commute will continue reducing almost indefinitely, right up to the point that you’re ten minutes late for work, still in bed, and reality sucks.
10. If you stay up long enough, you will eventually start to regenerate energy, like video game characters regenerate health.
12. The world is very close to fixing the Job or Experience paradox.
SPOILER: It’s not.