1.
"You Must Be Due Any Day Now!"
2.
"Funny" Maternity Clothes
3.
Jokes About "Pickles and Ice Cream"
4.
Jokes About "Eating For Two"
5.
The Sight Of Your Partner Peacefully Sleeping At Night
6.
When Your Partner Asks, "How Did You Sleep Last Night?"
7.
Being Told, "Well, Better Get Used To Not Sleeping"
8.
Post-Baby Body Media Hype
9.
Being Told You're Hormonal
10.
Feeling Totally Hormonal
11.
Creepy Pregnancy Products
12.
Men Who Have Sympathetic Pregnancy Symptoms
13.
Shoes That Seem To Have Shrunk Overnight
And Here Are Your New Shoes!
16.
Hearing Other People's Scary Birth Stories
17.
Being Asked "Are You STILL Pregnant?"
18.
Old-Fashioned Advice About Inducing Labor
(Also The Fact That None of Those Things Work)
19.
The Realization That Lamaze is a Sham
20.
The Unexplainable Urge To Do It All Over Again