18 Reasons Stay-At-Home Moms Love Benedict Cumberbatch

The things that make you a wife, a mother, and a Cumberbitch.

1. Because you need a special kind of crush object.

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You need a special celebrity crush, but who's going to do it for you? Bryan Cranston? Jon Hamm? Kevin Spacey?

2. Because Benedict seems really smart.

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He can solve your mysteries, like "Where did I store those little baby shoes I wanted to bronze?" and "I did actually store them somewhere, right?" and "If I didn't, am I a bad mother?"

3. ...and because he has *that* body.

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You were ready to give him a pass on the whole body thing, because of his mind and all, and then this happened.

4. Because he seems like he'd be very helpful.

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If you forget your online banking password, for example, Benedict can deduce it for you!

5. Because Sherlock and Watson make great fantasy fodder.

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Sherlock's chemistry with John is so much hotter than it is with that bitch Irene Adler.

6. BECAUSE BENEDICT AND ANYTHING MAKE GREAT FANTASY FODDER.

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Rawr.

7. Because he could spice up your wardrobe.

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You can borrow his fancy robe!

8. Because of his name.

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You can play with his name in your head while you're doing chores.

9. Because your spouse has no idea.

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He thinks Benedict is "funny looking" and "seems gay."

10. Because he'd teach your kids to play the violin.

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And he's got to be nothing short of a whiz at homework.

11. Because the make-up sex would be scorching hot.

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There's no letting the sun set on an argument with this guy.

12. Because sometimes he looks weird.

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So maybe he'd be okay with how weird you look in the mornings before you put your contacts in and blow out your hair.

13. Because he's profound.

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(The "Unabomber look" is not your favorite, but if anyone can pull it off, it's Benedict.)

14. Because it's fun daydreaming about your relationship with him.

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What would your nickname for him be? Cumby? Benny? And what would he call you? "My little Cumberperson"?

15. Because he loves holding other peoples' babies.

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Maybe he'd like to hold your baby! Co-parent with you, even!

16. BECAUSE YOU BOTH LOVE SCARVES.

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He actually wears them better than you do.

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And takes them off well too.

17. Because he's clearly a great listener.

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"I want to hear all about your day, darling. Tell me about the woman who cut you on line at the supermarket."

18. Yup, it's true love!

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And now time to pick up the kids from school...