1. After extensive online research, you finally decide on a cleanse you like.
3. …But nothing will stand between you and that beach bod.
4. So despite these warnings, you begin your cleanse eagerly.
5. You even recruit a buddy to cleanse with you!
6. At first, you feel great. You even have enough energy to exercise.
7. And you actually like most of the juice.
10. This cleanse is taking the fun out of everything. Going to restaurants is especially uncomfortable…
11. By the third day, you are irritable and grouchy.
12. You find yourself taking it out on the people around you.
13. …And snapping over the smallest details.
14. By the fourth day, you feel lightheaded and dizzy.
15. …Not to mention tired all the time.
17. You don’t know how anyone has successfully done this.
18. You’re discovering that the Hunger Games aren’t happy at all.
19. You would do almost anything for a loaf of bread…
20. You realize that a little gluten isn’t the worst thing in the world.
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