1. Take up “clean eating”
Reality: begrudgingly begin eating bagels for breakfast by February 1st. It’s practical, really…
2. Get a flat stomach
Reality: do ab workouts every day…for three days.
3. Keep in touch with your parents
Resolution: call them at least once a week.
Reality: become annoyed if they don’t answer by the third ring. What if you actually needed something?
4. Get enough sleep
5. Read more
Resolution: finish a book every week.
6. Pick up a new hobby
7. Quit bad habits
Reality: pick up another in its place.
8. Beat your caffeine addiction
Resolution: replace coffee with tea.
9. Find your passion in life
10. Save money
Resolution: spend less money on takeout.
11. Become one with nature
12. Improve your flexibility
13. Choose healthy snacks
Reality: eat more chocolate…because chocolate is salad.
14. Meet the love of your life
Reality: you’re pretty sure Ryan Gosling is that person.
15. Learn to cook
16. Become a social butterfly
Resolution: spend more time with your friends.