25. Stapled paper that hasn’t been lined up properly, so all the pages are uneven.
I swear my mum’s favourite thing is to call me and leave an urgent sounding voicemail asking me to call back. I always think someone has died, nope, she just wanted to chat.
32/35. Been driving nearly 9 years but have largely switched to cycling now.
Will have to send this to my boyfriend to see if he agrees! P.S. Not all scientists work in labs or mix chemicals.
I don’t understand how people can be so heartless. Someone left a dog locked in a car outside my office on Friday. They managed to force the window down and get the door open to get the dog out, and the RSPCA came and took the dog. The owner didn’t come back for at least 2 hours. Disgusting.
No Cornwall :(
33/50 after just under 4 months since we met. He must be my person.
#16 was the bane of my existence. Same with people ordering loads of drinks at last orders when you desperately wanted to close up for the night. So glad to be free of the hospitality world!
My doctor made me stop using depo due to the increased osteoporosis risk. I have a hormonal IUD now, it’s brilliant. Between that and the depo shot, I haven’t had a period in 3 and a half years!
Perfectly timed article. As of this week, I’m living alone for the first time after living with my ex for 5 years. If I don’t put the toilet roll on the holder though the dog will steal it!
Dog wearing sunglasses; hooray!
Sauron. Bow down, bitches.
Hell yea! People: “You’re so white. You should get a tan.”
Me: “Pretty sure it’s not cool to judge people based on their skin colour…”
Dry toast and lucozade were the only things I was allowed to eat when sick. I think my mum used it as a tactic to check whether I was really ill.
I sometimes wonder if I offend people when I talk about my dog in the same way they talk about their kids…
The best thing about going away is being knocked off my feet by a super excited pup when I get back.
I want a sister :( Three brothers is definitely too many.
Groups of people who stand around and chat whilst blocking the aisle, completely oblivious to the fact that they are in everyone’s way. Also, slow walkers.
The fact that I don’t do any of these (yet) makes me feel much better about myself.
No shit, Sherlock.
God bless Blighty!
I LOVE building flat pack furniture. Maybe I should offer this as a service?
Owning a dog solves #3 for me, my kitchen floor is always spotless!
August 24th ftw!
Man, I love the NHS.
Isn’t the clue to a post-credit scenes whether or not they put the house lights up?
Patient ID, DOB, air kerma, consultant name, and date of procedure (between 1/1/12 and 30/6/13)
I love my Mirena, period-free for 2 years and counting!
Thanks for this post. I’ve read the books, but I can’t remember everything.
Cornwall represent! I am lucky to call it home.
FYI, it’s just Devon, not Devon County.
#29 Mila Kunis is pregnant?
Now I want to go to a Dairy Queen, but I live in the UK. :(
“Teamed”, as in “teamed a t-shirt with jeans”. I HATE IT SO MUCH.
Do NOT do #1. You will hate that song forever.