#1 More like a picnic IN my pants! …Sorry, I’ll let myself out.
You should check out the South Park episode (Season 11, Episode 1) “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson”. In short, you’re right. No matter how you view it, because you’re not black like me, you’re never going to fully understand the repercussions of being black in this country. Sad but true.
I love you right now for making this connection.
#15 is pretty clever. #17 is actually a Bright Eyes tattoo.
Most of this is true, EXCEPT for #1. NJ isn’t called the Garden State because we grow vegetables. Do your research, doofus.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
I wish I would have known this in high school. My citrus cafeteria antics would have made me super popular…
I disagree. It seems like Kate’s been pregnant for FOREVER, while Snookie and Kim pushed out their babies in a few short months.
#4 So true. What am I doing on a Saturday night? Sitting here watching Bubble Guppies…
#2 You had me at Nutella…
Dude, my TODDLER even loves kale. The program.
Get with it.
#1 would make a sick tattoo.
Actually, it was a beluga whale.
#3 Is that…P. Diddy?
I can’t even fathom #25…my eyes get confused when I look at it. I still want it though.
Ignored troll is ignored.
marry me please
#18 That’s because the “Humpty Dumpty” poem was originally a riddle, and the answer was “an egg”. The riddle (and its answer) became so well-known that eventually it changed into a popular childrens’ rhyme.
She probably meant to keep bacteria out of her daughter’s vagina. Surely she has no plans to reuse it in the culinary sense…
This just makes me want to get a better job.
I don’t think anyone’s saying they hate a child…the majority of what I’m seeing is sympathy.
Wow, I actually read it as “sexiest”. Maybe that’s what the author meant, and just made a spelling mistake?
Kids are so stupid.
Even sitting through this article made me uncomfortable.
#13 I had to mop my drool up.
Looks like I’ve got a new political crush! <3
Moving back in with my parents soon. Bookmarking this.
#16 is the best. I’ve never seen anything like it.
#7 Thank you Buzzfeed, I tell this joke over and over, and I’m so glad they have a meme of it now! ::saved to computer::
But…she still has boobs? My uninformed mind is assuming she got an augmentation. Well, she still looks amazing either way.
Stop nitpicking, Laurad. I’ve seen much, much worse grammar on the Internet. I bet your English teacher hated you. Don’t spread the hate, brah.