Eh. I’m 34. Fuck owning a house. I’ve never liked Urban Outfitters. I will ALWAYS get down with Two Buck Chuck. Half the shit people dry clean they can wash on the gentle cycle in their washing machine and hang dry. I have NEVER gone to a party empty-handed, even when I was 18. I say whatever I want on Facebook, I gives not a fuck if it’s considered oversharing. My gym’s a cheap hole in the wall. I’ve been buying skin care products since I was 16. Come on, Buzzfeed. Step it up.