1. Let’s get this out of the way first: Jennifer’s Body is a criminally misunderstood modern-day horror classic.
2. And Jennifer Check is an iconic horror movie villain.
6. Even before she’s possessed by a demon, she’s totally evil.
7. Everything else is just icing on the cake. Really scary icing.
8. Like all great movie monsters, Jennifer leaves a trail of destruction in her wake.
10. Even when she’s supposed to look tired and weak, she’s still hot.
11. Sorry, Megan Fox is just too beautiful to be ugly.
15. But since Jennifer’s Body was written by Diablo Cody, she does get plenty of great lines.
16. Basically everything that comes out of Jennifer’s mouth is amazing.
19. This climactic exchange is epic.
25. Seriously, though, how are we not worshiping at the altar of Jennifer Check?
26. She should be up there with the other horror greats.
29. One day Jennifer’s Body and Megan Fox will get the respect they deserve.
30. Until then, Jennifer Check can enjoy her cult status.
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