1. Before it really kicks in, you make big plans to be productive…
3. Sleeping. Eating. Watching cartoons. This is your life now.
10. Because it takes about 20 minutes to process a simple thought.
11. Meanwhile you stop making sense to anyone else.
12. They can tell you’re stoned, and they’re JUDGING YOU.
13. You think you’re being really profound, but you’re not.
15. Like, so ridic funny. Like, you may never stop laughing.
20. You don’t remember anything else either.
21. You start to feel like you’re incapable of doing anything that ISN’T getting high.
23. But you somehow convince yourself that marijuana is a performance enhancer.
25. All the while you hope for some once-in-a-lifetime stoned experience.
26. And instead you end up wasting hours on YouTube and staring off into space.
Louis Peitzman is a senior entertainment editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Los Angeles. Peitzman writes about and reports on the television industry.