The "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills" Fights: Which Side Are You On?

Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has already had its share of conflict.

1. 1. Lisa/Adrienne

   

   Lisa doesn’t invite Adrienne to a party at Villa Blanca. Adrienne responds by sending a passive-aggressive bouquet of flowers.

   1. Lisa
   2. Adrienne
   3. Neither

   Neither.

   Not inviting Adrienne was completely reasonable, but the “fuck you” flowers could conceivably have been a peace offering. Adrienne looks almost classy, which makes this a draw.

2. 2. Lisa/Adrienne continued

   

   Adrienne and Lisa meet to make up: Adrienne is upset Lisa made fun of her shoe line, while Lisa resents being accused of selling stories.

   1. Lisa
   2. Adrienne
   3. Neither

   Lisa.

   Oh, please. Lisa never did anything to Adrienne in the first place. This was all Maloof-concocted drama, and it’s absurd for Adrienne to suggest otherwise. What exactly did Adrienne expect an apology for?

3. 3. Taylor/David Foster

   

   Taylor gets drunk and wants to sing along at the Foster residence. David Foster explains that only the professionals get to sing.

   1. Taylor
   2. David Foster
   3. Neither

   Neither.

   Yeah, David Foster is terrible: don’t have after-dinner singing if you’re going to forbid your guests to take part. On the other hand, drunk Taylor is a sloppy mess. She doesn’t have the fortitude to win this.

4. 4. Brandi/Adrienne

   

   When Brandi and Kim talk it out, Kim starts crying. “Oh, somebody’s crying!” Adrienne calls out. Brandi tells her to shut the fuck up.

   1. Brandi
   2. Adrienne
   3. Neither

   Brandi.

   Was “shut the fuck up” an appropriate thing to say? Not really. But given the circumstances, it’s completely justified. Regardless of Adrienne’s excuses, drawing attention to someone quietly crying at the table is obnoxious.

5. 5. Brandi/Paul and Adrienne

   

   Brandi’s big mouth gets her into trouble when she reveals that Paul and Adrienne used a surrogate. The Maloofs call her a lying bitch.

   1. Brandi
   2. Paul and Adrienne
   3. Neither

   Neither.

   Yep, Brandi went too far here: if Adrienne did use a surrogate, it was her right to tell her kids as she saw fit. Her violent reaction to Brandi, on the other hand, destroyed any sympathy we might have felt.

6. 6. Brandi/Faye Resnick

   

   Upset over Brandi’s comments about Adrienne, Faye Resnick berates her at a dinner party and ultimately gets Brandi to leave in tears.

   1. Brandi
   2. Faye Resnick
   3. Neither

   Brandi.

   As we all know, Faye Resnick is a total nightmare. Her relentless attack on Brandi was completely uncalled for: she played it off like she was defending a friend, but you know she just wanted more screentime.

7. 7. Brandi/Scheana

   

   Scheana, the “other woman,” requests a face-to-face with Brandi. The two talk about their relationship with Eddie Cibrian.

   1. Brandi
   2. Scheana
   3. Neither

   Brandi.

   Noticing a pattern here? But seriously, Scheana straight-up helped ruin Brandi’s family. And despite all of that, Brandi was relatively calm and collected during the confrontation, ultimately cautiously accepting Scheana’s apology.

8. 8. Brandi/Mauricio

   

   Mauricio jumps into the fray, claiming that Brandi deserves to be sued and should just apologize. Brandi tells him to shut the fuck up, too.

   1. Brandi
   2. Mauricio
   3. Neither

   Brandi.

   Seriously? Brandi is clearly in the right here. Does she really need this many people who aren’t Adrienne to attack her? Also, Mauricio pretends to be unbiased when he obviously hates Brandi. Tacky.

9. 9. Taylor/Yolanda

   

   Taylor tries to make everything about her. Yolanda wonders out loud why she has to be so hostile and attention-stealy.

   1. Taylor
   2. Yolanda
   3. Neither

   Yolanda.

   For once, I’m going to take Yolanda’s side. Taylor is especially drunk and obnoxious this season, and it’s refreshing that there’s someone to call her out on it. Let’s just be careful not to forget that Yolanda is the worst.

10. 10. Mauricio/Ken and Lisa

    

    Mauricio tries to make amends for his behavior at the Moroccan restaurant, including gifting Ken a bottle of gin. The Vanderpumps aren’t having it.

    1. Mauricio
    2. Lisa and Ken
    3. Neither

    Lisa and Ken.

    Stay classy, Vanderpumps. Even though the Housewives are all about moving on (yeah, right) there’s something to be said for holding a grudge. It’s kind of nice that Lisa and Ken are so defensive of their BFF Brandi.

The "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills" Fights: Which Side Are You On?

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