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The Best Tweets Of The Golden Globes

Sure, the Golden Globes were fun, but most of us were more glued to our computers than to the TV screen. And the awards for best tweets go to…

1. Best Assessment of Cleavage


So are we just supposed to showcase the space between our tits now mostly? #GoldenGlobes2013 #sternumshowcase— Chelsea Peretti

2. Best Explanation of Debra Messing


Debra Messing just flipped her switch to “LAUGHTER”— bobby finger

3. Best Explanation of Christoph Waltz


Christoph Waltz talks like he’s in the middle of trying to make up an excuse.— Jess Dweck

4. Best RNC Callback


Miss Golden Globe is Clint Eastwood’s daughter, so she’ll be speaking to a highchair.— Dave Itzkoff

5. Best “Homeland” Reference


That was the first time Brody’s son was on television without being dismissively cut off. #GoldenGlobes— Damien Fahey

6. Best Analysis of Adele’s Accent

She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is "a room somewhere far away from the cold night air."

— cschleichsrun (@Chris Schleicher)

She got a Golden Globe, but all she wants is “a room somewhere far away from the cold night air.”— Chris Schleicher

7. Best Interpretation of Kevin Costner’s Bizarre Speech

Kevin Costner shouldn't have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech

— ohheybill (@Bill Magee)

Kevin Costner shouldn’t have let Cormac McCarthy write his speech— Bill Magee

8. Best Acknowledgment of Weird Mustaches

So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes

— lianamaeby (@Liana Maeby)

So, who organized the underground Hollywood facial hair competition? #GoldeGlobes— Liana Maeby

9. Best Insider Analysis

If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs "chatting" with each other, you hear " SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE" #GoldenGlobes

— SarahThyre (@Sarah Thyre)

If they turn up the sound on the bumper shots of celebs “chatting” with each other, you hear ” SCREEECHY SCREEEECHY SCREEEEE” #GoldenGlobes— Sarah Thyre

10. Best Summary of the Movie No One Saw

Hi, wait, I'm sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite

— julieklausner (@Julie Klausner)

Hi, wait, I’m sorry. Nicole Kidman was nominated for THE PAPERBOY? Meanwhile, I piss on Zac Efron & I get a restraining order??? #bullshite— Julie Klausner

11. Best Tweet by a Golden Globe Nominee

Louie CK is funny, he's just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes

— DannyZuker (@Danny Zuker)

Louie CK is funny, he’s just not Cheadle funny. #GoldenGlobes— Danny Zuker

12. Best Shade Thrown at Lea Michele

When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan

— janinebrito (@Janine Brito)

When did Lea Michele become Nelly Furtado?! #goldenglobes #selftan— Janine Brito

13. Best Backhanded Compliment

Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we'll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.

— BenjaminJS (@Ben Siemon)

Brave! Gingers everywhere are celebrating! TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT! Tomorrow we’ll go back to giving you slightly uncomfortable looks.— Ben Siemon

14. Best Fake Complaint

Lena Dunham's acceptance speech didn't have enough minorities in it.

— TheDweck (@Jess Dweck)

Lena Dunham’s acceptance speech didn’t have enough minorities in it.— Jess Dweck

15. Best Response to an Actual Complaint

I'd rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels

— shelbyfero (@shelby fero)

I’d rather have @lenadunham spend time writing than learn to walk in heels— shelby fero

16. Best Understanding of How the Internet Works

Glenn Close wins for best future gif

— saraschaefer1 (@Sara Schaefer)

Glenn Close wins for best future gif— Sara Schaefer

17. Best Explanation of Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr. talks like he's always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes

— JensenClan88 (@Jensen Karp)

Robert Downey Jr. talks like he’s always just about to do a magic trick. #goldenglobes— Jensen Karp

18. Best Shade Thrown at Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes

— louisvirtel (@Louis Virtel)

Jodie Foster is only public about important things, like staying friends with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes— Louis Virtel

19. Best Shade Thrown at Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner

You're not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you're ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.

— cschleichsrun (@Chris Schleicher)

You’re not allowed on the Golden Globes stage unless you’re ashamed of your sexuality, apparently.— Chris Schleicher

20. Best Dramatization of Backstage Events

Anne Hathaway: "I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?" Anne Hathaway's Assistant: "OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!" [throws phone out window]

— movingsideways (@Chrisss)

Anne Hathaway: “I wonder what people are saying on Twitter!?” Anne Hathaway’s Assistant: “OH MY GOD! BEHIND YOU!” [throws phone out window]— Chrisss

21. Best Shade Thrown at Daniel Day Lewis

Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.

— MissLeslieG (@Leslie Grossman)

Being married to Daniel Day Lewis must involve a huge amount of uncomfortable direct eye contact.— Leslie Grossman

22. Best Reference to Ray Romano Based on a Promo for Another NBC Show

Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes

— BlitznBeans (@aaron blitzstein)

Yeah, Argo, okay but hang on the woolly mammoth from Ice Age is on Parenthood?? #GoldenGlobes— aaron blitzstein

23. Best Sad Commentary on Our Empty Lives

That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes

— capricecrane (@caprice crane)

That fake smile actors do when they lose and the camera pans to them, is basically how I feel every single day. #GoldenGlobes— caprice crane

24. Best Moral of the Evening

J. Lo's standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better

— lindseyweber (@Lindsey Weber)

J. Lo’s standing O for Ben means we can all grow up and be better— Lindsey Weber

25. And finally… Best Promise Fulfilled

Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It's like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong

— lenadunham (@Lena Dunham)

Forgot to @alexkarpovsky in regards to @NewYorker video. It’s like when Hillary Swank neglected to mention Chad Lowe at the Oscars! So wrong— Lena Dunham

@lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me... (I'm a big fan) Keep up the great work!

— ichadlowe (@Chad Lowe)

@lenadunham What would make that whole Oscars debacle better is if you wrote for me… (I’m a big fan) Keep up the great work!— Chad Lowe

@ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)

— lenadunham (@Lena Dunham)

@ichadlowe What a day-maker you are! FYI I will probably mention you if I ever receive any award at all in my lifetime (and I too am a fan.)— Lena Dunham

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