The Best Tweets Of The Academy Awards

The show went even longer than usual; luckily we had Twitter to keep us sane.

1. Best Summary of the Red-Carpet Nightmare

Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser

Everyone in Hollywood gets an Oscar for pretending they don't want to murder Kristin Chenoweth.

1:23 AM - 25 Feb 13

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2. Best Callout of Seth MacFarlane’s Mock Humility

Max Silvestri @maxsilvestri

TRES cool of Seth to write a sketch where other characters keep suggesting he sing. "What? Well okay!"

1:43 AM - 25 Feb 13

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3. Best Reference to the Misappropriation of “Brave”

Lauren Greenberg @LaurenGreenberg

Whenever I hear the word "brave" at an award show, I expect to see Lena Dunham. #Oscars

2:00 AM - 25 Feb 13

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4. Best Callback to the Best Sally Field Movie

Louis Virtel @louisvirtel

I wonder how many times Sally Field looked at Daniel Day-Lewis' ridiculous makeup and accidentally called him President Doubtfire. #Oscars

2:41 AM - 25 Feb 13

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5. Best “Les Miserables” Spoiler

Justin Shanes @justinshanes

This musical tribute is why Javert jumped off the bridge. #oscars

3:01 AM - 25 Feb 13

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6. Best Explanation of Anne Hathaway’s Not All Terrible Speech

billy eichner @billyeichner

I feel like Meryl called Anne Hathaway last night at midnight and was like "Just shut up & listen to me."

3:29 AM - 25 Feb 13

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7. Best Prediction of Anne Hathaway’s Future Plans

Annie Stamell @stamos

"Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway!" - Anne Hathaway, in the process of legally changing her name

3:32 AM - 25 Feb 13

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8. Best Blame Given to Anne Hathaway

Julia Segal @juliasegal

Pretty sure Anne Hathaway turned Adele's mic down too low to keep the night about her. #oscars

3:39 AM - 25 Feb 13

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9. Best Explanation for the Show’s Length

A.S. Paul @aspaul

If all applause was cut from the Academy Awards, it would be only 22 minutes long.

3:45 AM - 25 Feb 13

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10. Best Show of “Fanks”

Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

Adele now has more trophies than consonants. #oscars2013

4:17 AM - 25 Feb 13

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11. Best Analysis of “Lincoln”

Bridger Winegar @bridger_w

Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers

3:49 AM - 25 Feb 13

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12. Best Analysis of “Life of Pi”

Louis Virtel @louisvirtel

Life of Pi is one of the most emotional Lisa Frank folders I've ever seen. #Oscars

4:40 AM - 25 Feb 13

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13. Best Sad Callback

Dan Hopper @DanHopp

Hard to believe it's been a year and we still can't stop talking about The Artist

4:41 AM - 25 Feb 13

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14. Best Explanation of Jennifer Lawrence’s Fall

Brian Moylan @BrianJMoylan

Jennifer Lawrence tripped on the banana peel we all planted for Anne Hathaway.

4:44 AM - 25 Feb 13

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15. Best Reminder That She Can Do No Wrong

Rembert Browne @rembert

OF COURSE SHE FELL SHE IS PERFECT

4:44 AM - 25 Feb 13

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16. Best Reference to Matt Damon Snub

good charlotte @pilotbacon

matt damon just ripped up his friendship bracelet after that speech

5:00 AM - 25 Feb 13

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17. Best Depressing Truth

Sam Lansky @samlansky

America's gays have reached a consensus: None of us like Seth MacFarlane; we would all still sleep with him

5:02 AM - 25 Feb 13

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18. Best Speculation About the Final Song

Emily @klickitatstreet

Off camera: The Nazi from earlier was pointing a gun at the audience during that last number.

5:05 AM - 25 Feb 13

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