1. Lucille is the Grinch.
2. Showstealer Pro.
3. Michael wants to call George Michael "Boy George."
4. The vulture.
5. Attitude Magazine.
6. Michael gets run over by an ostrich.
7. Henry Winkler's son Max Winkler plays young Barry Zuckerkorn.
8. Halliburton Teen.
9. Heartfire tries to order at the bar.
10. The security cameras get hosed down.
11. Buster realizes he accidentally witnessed his parents having sex.
12. Lucille finds a way to smoke.
13. The science question.
14. The in-flight magazine advises passengers to use their phones.
15. George Sr. learns to communicate like Heartfire.
16. Lucille feels persecuted.
17. Tobias and the Roomba both run out of juice.
18. Garden Grove Methadone Clinic.
19. The sign says hotel soaps are no longer accepted.
20. The goose.
21. Kitty's ID card.
22. The Jerry Bruckheimer Films sign.
23. Michael tells Kitty to watch her back because there are movers behind her.
24. Andy Richter implies that Conan only hires female writers to sleep with them.
25. Tobias gets a confusing license plate.
26. Tobias has a stick up his bunghole.
27. DeBrie has a butter face.
28. Tobias inadvertently commits a hate crime.
29. Lucille thinks she's being insulted.
30. Ron Howard's daughters are named after where they were conceived.
31. Gob can't remember Ann's name.
32. Gob thinks "egg" refers to Ann.
33. Tobias stars in an anti-abortion propaganda film.
34. HER?
35. Locker Hawkers.
36. Lindsay tries to fake cry.
37. Lindsay uses the alias "Cindy Featherbottom."
38. Tobias gushes about DeBrie.
39. Tobias suggests that he and Michael lick each other's wounds.
40. Tobias explains himself.
41. DeBrie passes out in front of debris.
42. Lucille is on a new reality show.
43. Lucille can't handle a fast talker.
44. Lucille's examples of dangerous brothers include Zack and Cody.
45. Michael confuses another frozen dead dove for ice cream.
46. Oscar loves donkey punch.
47. Michael and Gob become convinced that the other is seeing Julie Bowen.
48. Gob spits blood into his water.
49. Tobias helps Gob fill the vacant houses with sex offenders.
50. Tony confuses Ann's name with the indefinite article "an."
51. Gangie V: Gangie on the Ganges.
52. The shaman/Charmin pun.
53. Tobias gets choked up, literally.
54. Maeby Featherbottom.
55. Maeby suggests calling it "The Fakeblock."
56. The mouth unit.
57. George Michael's Spanish lover asks him to make her cry.
58. George Michael gets confusing advice about tutoring Maeby.
59. The Ann/egg confusion.
60. George Michael realizes exactly how long his internal monologue has been going on.
61. Buster looks through Lupe's bag to make sure she hasn't stolen anything.
62. The Vince Vaughn Psycho.
63. Buster does the John-John Kennedy salute.
64. Buster's sign.
65. Lucille hates Buster's giant hand.
66. Buster pushes the swing too hard.
67. George Michael's sex offender neighbor suggests new team divisions.
68. George Michael sends Lem to go play with a town full of sex offenders.
69. Everyone wants to put it into Bluth.
70. George Michael urges everyone to put up this wall.
