3. And a dork.
4. You’re allergic to EVERYTHING.
5. Nothing ever really goes your way.
6. You’re gullible.
13. You don’t know how to act your age.
17. You’re unlucky in love.
24. Which is why you’re desperate for attention.
25. Sometimes it feels like nothing can cheer you up.
26. Your friends can’t help but notice your sad-sack attitude.
27. And it’s bringing them down.
- The final four remaining Oregon wildlife refuge occupiers have surrendered to the FBI, ending a 40-day protest.
- Southern California Gas said the massive natural gas leak that forced thousands of residents from their homes is now under control.
- Time for Democratic presidential debate number six: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will face each other in Wisconsin tonight 🇺🇸