3. And a dork.
4. You’re allergic to EVERYTHING.
5. Nothing ever really goes your way.
6. You’re gullible.
13. You don’t know how to act your age.
17. You’re unlucky in love.
24. Which is why you’re desperate for attention.
25. Sometimes it feels like nothing can cheer you up.
26. Your friends can’t help but notice your sad-sack attitude.
27. And it’s bringing them down.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸