2. She makes bad behavior look good.
Hitchhiking is dangerous, but she looks so stylish doing it!
4. Seriously, do not try to call her something she’s not.
Like, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
7. She picks up dance moves quickly.
This is a complicated move, by the way. I’d like to see you try it.
9. She keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.
Until she’s pushing them down the stairs, that is.
11. She can take care of herself.
Like one of those Mafia girls.
13. Watch out — she will call you on your ignorance.
14. She’s not watching what she eats.
Brown rice and vegetables are not a meal.
16. She knows how to end a conversation.
FRIES IN YOUR FACE.
17. And she will DESTROY you if you fuck with her friends.
19. She’s classy.
For those who don’t know, Versayce is like a really high-end designer.
20. She was even into nail art before it was a thing.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›