2. She makes bad behavior look good.
Hitchhiking is dangerous, but she looks so stylish doing it!
4. Seriously, do not try to call her something she’s not.
Like, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
7. She picks up dance moves quickly.
This is a complicated move, by the way. I’d like to see you try it.
9. She keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.
Until she’s pushing them down the stairs, that is.
11. She can take care of herself.
Like one of those Mafia girls.
14. She’s not watching what she eats.
Brown rice and vegetables are not a meal.
17. And she will DESTROY you if you fuck with her friends.
19. She’s classy.
For those who don’t know, Versayce is like a really high-end designer.
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