1. All hail Yolanda Foster, U.S. citizen.
The fierce, bullshit-free former model and unofficial Master Cleanse promoter became a U.S. citizen today. That’s right: everyone’s favorite Dutch goddess has officially joined us, and I’ve never been prouder to be an American.
11. I know some people think Yolanda is just as awful as the rest of them.
17. Let’s not forget that this is the woman who gave us one of the best quotes in Real Housewives history.
- The CIA has officially — but very quietly — admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina are the latest Republicans to drop out of the 2016 presidential race 🇺🇸
- The reboot of popular BBC car show *Top Gear* will have seven presenters, but only one woman 🚗💁