Ranking The "America’s Next Top Model" Music Videos

Remember when Tyra made the models incorporate the phrase “POT LEDOM” and YouTube star Keenan Cahill into their “viral videos”? I be like whoa.

7. Shannon Ratliff, “World Go Round”

What up, Shan-Shan? This song is seriously the worst. It’s embarrassing on every level, though I guess I do appreciate the camera literally flipping upside-down along with Shannon’s mind. Clever!

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6. Angelea Preston, “I’m Here”

It’s always refreshing to hear Angelea own her awfulness, but this song never really connects. It all feels so noncommittal, which is strange for a song repeatedly asserting that she’s not going anywhere.

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5. Alexandria Everett, “Go, Go, Go…”

OK, so it’s not all that interesting, but it’s also not the disaster the judges made it out to be. While it’s a little flat, the song is decent. And Alexandria’s fierce hair steals the show anyway.

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4. Laura Kirkpatrick, “Southern Sweet Girl”

This is so deliriously dumb. I love Laura’s bubble gum pop mentality — “Southern Sweet Girl” sounds exactly like you’d expect a song written by Laura to sound. It doesn’t even matter that she can’t sing at all.

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3. Dominique Reighard, “Tooch Ya Booty”

Love this, and not just because it looks a lot like a drag performance. (Dominique is my favorite drag queen who is also a biological woman.) Bonus points for making “booty tooch” sound a little less stupid.

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2. Allison Harvard, “Underwater”

What is this sorcery? Only a freaky alien like Allison could write a song about her dead father and manage to incorporate “POT LEDOM” without sounding terrible. The end result is actually kind of frightening.

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1. Lisa D’Amato, “I Be Like Whoa!”

It’s hard to compete with Lisa’s mad rhymes. Of course, she has the advantage of having a music career outside of Top Model. Have you checked out her debut album La Puchinetta, or her follow-up Flippin’ the Bird?

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