1. Sometimes the most obvious explanation isn’t the right one.
2. There is no situation that can’t be improved by a Batman mask.
3. This feels like someone with a fever is yelling at your pants.
4. Don’t let Nazis fool you with their clever tricks.
5. It takes more than an umbrella to fly.
6. Beware the questions of a “cool dad.”
7. This is the best way to get into a car.