1. Being a defensive driver means carrying multiple bananas on your person.
5. Don’t drive the wrong way unless you want a finger wagged in your face.
6. Most spin-outs are caused by bananas left in the road.
7. Seatbelts just make it harder to jump up and down in your seat when you’re celebrating.
12. Avoid freak electrical storms, the leading cause of being tiny.
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