1.
Learn to reject unwanted advances.
2.
Shared interests are a great way to bond with a friend.
4.
The rules of the road are really more suggestions.
5.
Choosing your outfit should be an adventure.
6.
There's such a thing as having too many clothes.
7.
You'll never look silly if you have someone to coordinate outfits with.
8.
It's important to stay as connected as possible to your loved ones.
9.
A great closing line will make people forget everything that came before it.
10.
Under the right circumstances, playing with your food can be adorable.
11.
Being a rich kid doesn't mean you have to act like a rich kid.
12.
Senior citizens are people, too.
13.
There's no shame in having high standards.
14.
Sarcasm is the highest form of communication.
15.
Always be ready with a biting comeback.
16.
Use pet names to endear yourself to authority figures.
17.
Fluffy always beats practical.
18.
You don't have to be a chef to bake something tasty.
19.
Your version of reality is just as valid as someone else's.
20.
Don't bother trying to find your soulmate in high school.
21.
Keep it cool when you have a crush.
22.
It's essential to stay up on current trends.
23.
Shopping sprees are as effective as therapy and only a little more expensive.
24.
Know when to just say no.
25.
When it comes to flirting, don't try too hard.
26.
The ability to fake laugh is one of your greatest assets.
27.
Guys dig mouth stuff.
29.
Sometimes life just isn't fair.
30.
No one expects you to know everything all the time.
31.
It's OK to feel a little clueless.
32.
When in doubt, fake it.
