14 OMG Moments From "True Blood" Season 6, Episode 2

Sookie’s a what now? And Bill has a shocking premonition about the future. MAJOR SPOILERS for “The Sun.”

1. When Warlow entered through a portal.

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On the bridge where he murdered Sookie and Jason’s parents, no less.

2. When “Warlow” turned out to be Niall, Jason, and Sookie’s faerie grandfather.

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But we actually knew that last week.

3. When Eric dug the magic bullet out of Tara.

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Turns out cops are now equipped with vampire-specific silver bullets that emit UV light, because OF COURSE THEY ARE.

4. When Bill started feeling the pain of all vampires.

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Which meant experiencing vampire hate crimes. And then slipping into a totally inconvenient catatonic state.

5. When yet another hottie showed up as a potential love interest for Sookie.

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Oh, and Ben is fae, too. I guess that’s sort of important.

6. When Bill telepathically drained a hooker.

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First he broke a bunch of her bones, which GROSS. If we’re still supposed to sympathize with this guy, True Blood isn’t doing a great job.

7. When Eric donned a Clark Kent disguise.

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So precious. This is way better than the entirety of Man of Steel.

8. When he couldn’t glamour Governor Burrell.

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Because MAGIC CONTACTS, that’s why.

9. When we learned that Sookie is a faerie princess.

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Look, I don’t write this stuff. Don’t shoot the messenger.

10. When Niall explained Sookie’s secret power.

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Apparently she can obliterate all the vampires around her with a supernova of faerie light, but she’ll become a full-blown human after that. Can’t wait to see this deus ex machina in action!

11. When the werewolves kidnapped Emma.

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Having a kid around is a total cockblock to your hot were threesomes, Alcide.

12. When Eric showed up at Governor Burrell’s daughter’s window.

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And you were like, “DAMN IT, why couldn’t that be MY window?”

13. When Bill and Jessica realized he could see the future.

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And then Bill was like, “I can see the future,” because he’s a little dense and needs to repeat things sometimes.

14. When Bill saw a very dark fate for vampires.

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The short version: “They’re all gonna burn.”

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