TV and Movies·Posted on Jun 14, 2013How To Make A Sofia Coppola MovieYou'll need a vapid lead and lots of existential angst. Oh, and a bed.by Louis PeitzmanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Start with a seemingly vapid lead. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. But remember that she's actually just misunderstood. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Make sure she's lost and confused. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And having an existential crisis. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Because she's trying to keep up with society's impossible demands. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Or adjusting to a new identity. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Or faced with responsibilities she can't handle. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Whatever the case may be, she's trapped. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. The main character should spend a lot of time in bed. 10. Because bed is a safe space. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And also she's kind of lazy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Plus, beds can be shared. The possibilities are endless, really. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Maybe she doesn't even need a bed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Criticize opulence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And celebrity culture. 16. And excess. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. But also: embrace opulence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And celebrity culture. 19. And excess. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Tease an emotional core. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. But always focus on style over substance. 22. The movie should look like a really well made music video. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Like the best music video you can imagine. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Poetic visuals go a long way. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Distract the audience with bright lights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. And costumes. 27. And wigs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. And NOISE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. Use a modern pop score no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. 30. In the end, no one will mind if it feels a little vapid. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. Remember, you don't really have to SAY anything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. You just have to pretend. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF