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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jon Hamm’s Penis

Jon Hamm’s impressive junk was the talk of the internet today. Here are some of the funniest tweets about his manhood.

1.

Jon Hamm’s penis is Mad Men’s guardian angel: you can’t always see it, but you know it’s there.— Matt Roller

2.

Sorry, Jon Hamm, no one on Mad Men is more well hung than Lane Pryce.— Chase Mitchell

3.

I guess even in real life, Jon Hamm couldn’t let Vincent Kartheiser have a moment.— anne t. donahue

4.

Hmm. In the business of TV news, maybe Jon Hamm’s penis can pick up Enlightened?— Daniel Eastman

5.

just went whale watching (googled “jon hamm bulge”)— Sarah Beattie

6.

Jon Hamm's penis used to beat me up in junior high.

— lazerdoov (@Dan Duvall)

Jon Hamm’s penis used to beat me up in junior high.— Dan Duvall

7.

I thought I hit a deer but it was just Jon Hamm's penis.

— FilthyRichmond (@Jocelyn Plums)

I thought I hit a deer but it was just Jon Hamm’s penis.— Jocelyn Plums

8.

A good Bar Mitzvah theme this year would be Jon Hamm's dick.

— JensenClan88 (@Jensen Karp)

A good Bar Mitzvah theme this year would be Jon Hamm’s dick.— Jensen Karp

9.

AP: Prison escapees tunneling out of horrific gulag for months find themselves emerging from the head of Jon Hamm's penis.

— Pat_Healy (@Pat Healy)

AP: Prison escapees tunneling out of horrific gulag for months find themselves emerging from the head of Jon Hamm’s penis.— Pat Healy

10.

My mom just said "Anything you can't get in your mouth is surplus" in reference to Jon Hamm so I'll be throwing up forever if you need me.

— Smethanie (@Stephanie McMaster)

My mom just said “Anything you can’t get in your mouth is surplus” in reference to Jon Hamm so I’ll be throwing up forever if you need me.— Stephanie McMaster

11.

Jon Hamm's might be bigger but Bryan Cranston's has better writing.

— TheThomason (@Sean Thomason)

Jon Hamm’s might be bigger but Bryan Cranston’s has better writing.— Sean Thomason

12.

And where there was one set of footprints in the sand that's where Jesus abandoned you to get a better look at Jon Hamm's penis.

— UNTRESOR (@Brandon Gutermuth)

And where there was one set of footprints in the sand that’s where Jesus abandoned you to get a better look at Jon Hamm’s penis.— Brandon Gutermuth

13.

Hope whoever complained about seeing Jon Hamm's too large penis is enjoying eating their lunch alone today.

— mikescollins (@Mike Scollins)

Hope whoever complained about seeing Jon Hamm’s too large penis is enjoying eating their lunch alone today.— Mike Scollins

14.

What Jon Hamm's penis means for AMCs bottom line #BuzzFeedBusiness

— FerrisSalameh (@Ferris)

What Jon Hamm’s penis means for AMCs bottom line #BuzzFeedBusiness— Ferris

15.

I have two requests: 1) Mad Men, don't sensor Jon Hamm's dick 2) Mad Men 3D

— laurenreeves (@Lauren Reeves)

I have two requests: 1) Mad Men, don’t sensor Jon Hamm’s dick 2) Mad Men 3D— Lauren Reeves

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