15 Hilarious Tweets About Jon Hamm’s Penis

Jon Hamm’s impressive junk was the talk of the internet today.

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Matt Roller @rolldiggity

Jon Hamm's penis is Mad Men's guardian angel: you can't always see it, but you know it's there.

12:40 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit

Sorry, Jon Hamm, no one on Mad Men is more well hung than Lane Pryce.

12:05 AM - 21 Mar 13

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anne t. donahue @annetdonahue

I guess even in real life, Jon Hamm couldn't let Vincent Kartheiser have a moment.

11:04 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Daniel Eastman @danieleastman

Hmm. In the business of TV news, maybe Jon Hamm's penis can pick up Enlightened?

11:02 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah

just went whale watching (googled "jon hamm bulge")

12:39 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Dan Duvall @lazerdoov

Jon Hamm's penis used to beat me up in junior high.

12:36 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Jocelyn Plums @FilthyRichmond

I thought I hit a deer but it was just Jon Hamm's penis.

12:32 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Jensen Karp @JensenClan88

A good Bar Mitzvah theme this year would be Jon Hamm's dick.

12:26 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Pat Healy @Pat_Healy

AP: Prison escapees tunneling out of horrific gulag for months find themselves emerging from the head of Jon Hamm's penis.

12:26 AM - 21 Mar 13

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Stephanie McMaster @Smethanie

My mom just said "Anything you can't get in your mouth is surplus" in reference to Jon Hamm so I'll be throwing up forever if you need me.

11:34 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Sean Thomason @TheThomason

Jon Hamm's might be bigger but Bryan Cranston's has better writing.

11:17 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Brandon Gutermuth @UNTRESOR

And where there was one set of footprints in the sand that's where Jesus abandoned you to get a better look at Jon Hamm's penis.

8:49 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins

Hope whoever complained about seeing Jon Hamm's too large penis is enjoying eating their lunch alone today.

7:53 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Ferris @FerrisSalameh

What Jon Hamm's penis means for AMCs bottom line #BuzzFeedBusiness

9:37 PM - 20 Mar 13

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Lauren Reeves @laurenreeves

I have two requests: 1) Mad Men, don't sensor Jon Hamm's dick 2) Mad Men 3D

7:30 PM - 20 Mar 13

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