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    18 Examples Of What Not To Do From "Wild Things"

    Adolescence is tough when you have steamy erotic thrillers sending you down the wrong path in life. Here's where Wild Things led us astray.

    1. This is not how you communicate with authority figures.

    2. This is not how you drink champagne.

    3. This is not proper courtroom decorum.

    4. This is not how you get your way.

    5. This is not how you wear a shirt.

    6. This is not how you kiss a family member.

    7. This is not how you dress for a charity car wash.

    8. This is not appropriate conflict resolution.

    9. This is not how you earn someone's trust.

    10. This is not how you encourage two people to kiss.

    11. This is not a fun way to look cool.

    12. This is not how you answer the phone.

    13. This is not a decent way to greet a platonic friend.

    14. This is not how you get sympathy from others.

    15. This is not OK pool behavior.

    16. This is not how you cement the student-teacher relationship.

    17. This is not a toy.

    18. This is not how you comment on another person's fashion choices.