18 Examples Of What Not To Do From "Wild Things"

Adolescence is tough when you have steamy erotic thrillers sending you down the wrong path in life. Here’s where Wild Things led us astray.

1. This is not how you communicate with authority figures.

Or anyone, really. Middle fingers are rude.

ID: 1079904

2. This is not how you drink champagne.

You’re making a mess, and no one’s thirst is being satisfied.

ID: 1079938

3. This is not proper courtroom decorum.

ID: 1079949

Please have some respect for law and order.

ID: 1079952

4. This is not how you get your way.

I mean, fake tears work, but that’s very juvenile.

ID: 1080030

5. This is not how you wear a shirt.

Use the buttons!

ID: 1080107

6. This is not how you kiss a family member.

Spoiler alert: they are related.

ID: 1079981

7. This is not how you dress for a charity car wash.

It is very distracting.

ID: 1079946

8. This is not appropriate conflict resolution.

When in doubt, talk it out.

ID: 1080002

9. This is not how you earn someone’s trust.

Columbia Pictures

Always remember: personal space.

ID: 1080206

10. This is not how you encourage two people to kiss.

Columbia Pictures

Violently smushing their heads together is only OK when you’re playing with Barbies.

ID: 1080188

11. This is not a fun way to look cool.

Smoking isn’t sexy — it’s deadly.

ID: 1080038

12. This is not how you answer the phone.

One person at a time, please. Or use speaker phone.

ID: 1080114

13. This is not a decent way to greet a platonic friend.

They’re called “private parts” for a reason.

ID: 1080131

14. This is not how you get sympathy from others.

If you’re going to wear a neck brace, make sure your neck is actually broken.

ID: 1080158

15. This is not OK pool behavior.

Columbia Pictures

Keep your hands to yourself. Other people have to swim there, you know.

ID: 1080184

16. This is not how you cement the student-teacher relationship.

Columbia Pictures

Probably don’t do coke at all, just to be on the safe side.

ID: 1080196

17. This is not a toy.

But it is an awesome weapon for revenge. Sorry, teens, you can’t always play by the rules.

ID: 1080170

18. This is not how you comment on another person’s fashion choices.

Whores for Less: not a real store!

ID: 1079972

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

  Your Reaction?


    Now Buzzing