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15 Celebrity Names That Are Also Sentences

Each of these names is a complete sentence — just add a period!

1. “Some people enjoy hand-fishing. Britney spears.”

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2. “She unloads the dryer onto the bed. Ben folds.”

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3. “Why do you need a gardener? John waters.”

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4. “You really should be more careful when you’re talking shit. Amber heard.”

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5. “It’s more expensive to valet. Phaedra parks.”

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6. “Norman fell. Someone call a doctor.”

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7. “Emily rose. The birds were chirping outside.”

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8. “She can’t help but make a snide remark. Bill withers.”

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9. “Tom waits. The train is late again.”

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10. “William hurt. Another birthday forgotten.”

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11. “The smoldering hunk unbuckles his belt. Robin quivers.”

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12. “The barn goes up in flames. George burns.”

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13. “The hole is just big enough for the rope. Keanu reeves.”

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14. “Imogen poots. She hopes that no one notices.”

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15. “Jordin sparks. (Jordin is a robot.)”

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