1. I’m sorry I keep checking my phone. I’m expecting a call from Barack.
2. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is dating a super-model.
3. Yeah, but there are surprising challenges to owning an island.
4. After I was interviewed in the Forbes “The World’s Youngest Billionaires” story…
5. I was really pissed when I didn’t win that second Nobel Prize.
6. We were going to be here earlier, but our private Boeing 747-81 VIP jet had an engine problem.